Mistakenly Regarded as a Bloody Comedy

When I woke up, I found that in the future, there was another system around me. Sang Mian was a little panicked, Sang Mian was a little irritable, Sang Mian was erect like a carp - but he didn't. Lonely, helpless, and there was a voice whispering in my ears. As for the scumbag Gong, he was picked up and taken home by the villain Gongfan, and the upright Gongfan suddenly woke up. Uh-huh, no painting book would be so bloody. [Ding dong—— The system editor is here to serve you wholeheartedly. Full name: Prison penetration system. Skills: Photosynthesis: All things grow depending on the sun! Did you get some sunshine today? (In the sun, your physical strength will automatically increase by three points, allowing you to walk as fast as... Walking.) The sun shines: live in a small dark room! Get used to the dark room! Change the dark room! When necessary, provide mental support to the residents of small black houses, assign professionals to provide psychological counseling, and put the mental health of employees first. ] Sang Mian: Huh? It sounds so tasteless. System: This, I just became a regular employee. Sang Mian: You're already in a dark room, don't you have some skills that you can't put on the table? System:? Sang Mian: We are all adults. Is it difficult to have a script that says first, then second, and finally last? The pitiful system that strives to save broken novels fills the gaps in this world. It quietly abducts great beauties in order to earn points for the rest of its life. The great beauty is beautiful, gentle, and has a good temperament. She is loyal to her late husband and is mad at bullies. At first glance, she is a good candidate for the protagonist of a bloody novel. The system worked hard, practiced hard, showed no regrets, and worked hard, and finally the contract was signed successfully. The system was looking forward to it, fantasizing about it, but when it turned around, the sky fell. Oops, why is the beauty singing folk songs! System: Brother, if you don't want to go to BE, I can change it to HE. Please don't sing anymore. You have made the protagonist a straight man! Sang Mian: (nods) System: Should we change it or not? Sang Mian: emm, conservative and slightly modified. System: How to change it? Sang Mian: Remove E from HE... Or, let's go to Bikini Castle to catch jellyfish. *** Very late at night, Ming*Earth Online's loyal player *Medical student with hair loss*forced to stay up late at night*Wang Yu lived in a cozy small house in the urban jungle (a small house of only 50 square meters that was rented at a discount due to the previous tenant's crime). He works hard every day and feels happy, but it is inevitable that he will encounter some setbacks. He clasped his hands together and prayed in his heart for free food and a gentle wife. He thought and thought, and finally, the Cabbage Godmother gave him the punishment, and his family was remembered. Question: What should you do if you come home from a night shift and find a stranger in your home? The stranger wants to be your child bride in your hometown? Mingyu: Don't cue. If you are mentally ill, please go to the hospital, unless that person can grow vegetables. Sang Mian: What if it was me? Mingyu: I am your food tonight! Sang Mian:...... ***** A nonsensical sweet story about the messy lives of the protagonist and the villain after the collapse of their small world. Poverty abstract two-dimensional medical student✖️The illiterate person who wears books and plays in the Republic of China >Shou has a secret, there is a husband before Shou passes through the book, but there is only one person named Gong after passing through the book. The main text will not describe the emotional experience before passing through the book. >Shou has a kind of self-confidence that ordinary people cannot understand. He is illiterate, but he has the memory of the original owner and system prompts; he is optimistic, but when he is disconnected from the Internet, he cosplays with the ancient niche and the ignorant wife. >I have intermittent thoughts of death and a strong sense of social welfare. The symptoms are not limited to a series of obsessive behaviors such as wanting to stay home (but with a wife), participating in singing competitions (but out of tune), etc. Purpose: To grow vigorously