Lin Yan, a senior social animal in modern 007, passed away after overwork and passed into a book about tactics, becoming a fake eunuch responsible for sweeping the floors at the lowest level in the Dachu Palace.
No money, no power, and always have to be on guard against losing your head.
Just when Lin Yan was planning to continue to carry forward the spirit of the social animal and survive, he was summoned by the rumored tyrannical and capricious deposed emperor because he entered the palace gate with his left foot first.
Lin Yan knelt in the cold hall, thinking that he was about to receive a box lunch.
As a result, the frightening tyrant on the dragon throne backed away, rolled and crawled down on the ground, hugged his thigh and howled loudly:
"Meow meow meow! Dad! You finally came to see Daju! The fish in the imperial dining room are not for human consumption at all!"
Lin Yan:?
Immediately afterwards, the charming concubine who was rumored to be domineering and extremely arrogant kicked open the palace door, rushed into his arms like a cannonball, and rubbed his neck crazily:
"Woof woof! Dad! This broken palace doesn't even have a Frisbee, it's suffocating me to death!"
Then, the powerful and unfathomable veteran prime minister of the three dynasties came in tremblingly on crutches, took a stick of incense to kneel down, and said slowly:
"Father... You... Are... Finally... Here..."
Lin Yan looked at the cats, dogs, and turtles that turned into humans in front of him, and fell into deep thought.
Later, a strange legend appeared in the Chu Dynasty.
There is a powerful young eunuch in the palace. If you offend him, the tyrant will kill your nine clans, your favorite concubine will kill you by blowing the wind on your pillow, and the prime minister will drown you with saliva in the court.
Everyone is guessing, who is this eunuch? Could it be the regent who has been lurking for a long time?
The hostage sent by the enemy country looked on with cold eyes, thinking that Lin Yan was the deepest chess player behind the scenes of Chu, a cunning, cunning and powerful tycoon.
Until one night, Proton sneaked into Lin Yan's room and prepared to assassinate him, but saw——
The tyrant was lying on the bed with his legs in the air, asking Lin Yan to touch his belly;
The beloved concubine was biting Lin Yan's clothes and frantically demolishing the house;
The prime minister was practicing holding his breath hard in the basin.
Proton: ... This great Chu should be destroyed.
Demining/Eating Guide
The male protagonist is a fake eunuch! Fake eunuch! Fake eunuch!
Buddhist type lying flat social animal attack
Pets only reveal their animal nature in front of others, and they are qualified tyrants/concubines/powerful ministers in front of outsiders.
The whole text is cruelty-free and extremely cool. The pets are unidirectional arrows of family affection, and all the members are "dad"-minded.
Purpose: Caring for stray animals, all encounters in the world are reunions after a long absence