After Getting into a Bloody Porn Story with My Wife

Han Xu and Gu Lanzhang had just finished their ten-year relationship, but they got into a car accident on the way home to get their marriage certificate, and they both traveled through time. Good news: Both of them are bound to the system. As long as they follow the plot to earn points, they can be resurrected in the modern era. Bad news: The two are bound to different systems. Han Xu took the script of Yandere + Chasing Wife at the Crematorium Gu Lanzhang's script is a villain + a heartthrob * System: Now go steal Gu Lanzhang's underwear, and then carry him into the palace to ask for marriage from the emperor. Han Xu:? ? So fierce? System: Remember, you are a yandere now. Han Xu: ..... It was a dark and windy night. Han Xu climbed over the wall to Gu Mansion and followed the system prompts to Gu Lanzhang's room. Just as he was about to knock on the door, he found that the door was not closed at all. When he pushed the door in, he heard Gu Lanzhang complain: "Why did you come so late?" Han Xu was a little surprised, "Did you know I was coming?" Gu Lanzhang: "The system says you are going to steal pants tonight, so I have to pretend to be sleepwalking and beat you up." Han Xu: "Don't slap me in the face." Gu Lanzhang stepped forward and grabbed his collar to go to bed, "We have received the certificate." Han Xu gave a thumbs up, and his wife's mind was spinning very fast. Afterwards, Han Xu hurried to the palace with his hot underwear in his arms. Gu Lanzhang lay leisurely on the bed and thought about it. His system screamed, "Isn't this the way to play?" Gu Lanzhang was very calm, "Just tell me whether it's intense or not." The system was silent, and the bug was stuck. * After a period of hesitation, the two finally got married. Early the next morning, Gu Lanzhang got up and put on a light gauze outfit to go out. Han Xu asked him, "Why are you going?" Gu Lanzhang: "The heartthrob script is online, I have to be charming." Han Xu was shocked, "We just got married yesterday." Gu Lanzhang shrugged, "That's how the script is arranged." Han Xu: "Who is it? Such a big face." Gu Lanzhang: "The Crown Prince of Anguo." Gu Lanzhang went out, and Han Xu followed him quietly, as anxious as an ant in a hot pot. The system spoke at the right time, "They will be admiring the lotuses on the flower boat today." Han Xu was furious, "No, I have to watch." System: "In view of the special circumstances of the two of you, you can use points to change the protagonist of this plot to you." Han Xu was surprised, "You mean you want me to seduce Prince An Guo?" The system rolled its eyes and said, "Let Gu Lanzhang seduce you." Han Xu made a quick decision, "Change." Han Xu got on the boat according to the plot. Gu Lanzhang was stunned when he saw him, "Why are you here?" Han Xu happily told what happened, and Gu Lanzhang laughed out loud, "Then do you know that I have to beat him today?" Han Xu:? ? ? * After a period of time, Han Xu realized something was wrong and asked, "Why are my points used up so quickly?" System: "Because you change the plot too frequently, and since your demand is too great, I can give you another script." Han Xu: "What script?" System: "Real and fake young masters, reunions, robbery, revenge of abuse, secret love, cute pets, survival in the wilderness, little dad literature, palace and house fights, counterattacks in business wars, driving mountains and seas, suspense reasoning..." Han Xu was shocked: "What kind of world is this?" System: "Just tell me whether to answer it or not." I fought hard for points and my wife. Han Xu gritted his teeth and said, "Take it." * After some time passed, Han Xu felt that something was wrong with Gu Lanzhang, and Gu Lanzhang didn't hide it from him, "We ran out of points too quickly, so I took on another script." "What?" "Running with the ball, the general brings the white moonlight home, amnesia, a substitute, the flower of the high mountain bends for love, the first year, the second year, the proud son of heaven falls into the quagmire, falls in love and kills each other, the seven-year itch, the sincerity of a dead person, hate the sea and love the sky, the mirror is like a mirror..." Han Xu was shocked again: "What the hell kind of world is this?" PS: Funny article, there may be a pregnancy and childbirth plot later on Purpose: Laugh at life