[Don't get too close to strangers before you get acquainted with them, and then you'll be in love with each other, and then you'll be in love with each other, vs. Meng Sao's attack]
Recently, a post on a certain page caused an uproar on the Internet:
God, please give me a pair of peerless good partners. I don't ask for much, just a few hundred million...
1. Both the attacker and the receiver are Chinese, and there is no issue of political stance.
2. Both the attacker and the receiver are beautiful and match each other, and have a sense of CP.
3. Actors, idols, and variety show stars are all welcome. Their job abilities are acceptable and they do not engage in unrelated things across industries.
4. Both the attacker and the receiver have no obvious black material, and the predecessor has dealt with it cleanly.
5. Frequently sell rot, respond to CP fans, and have rotten virtues
6. The recipient should not be too feminine, and the attacker should not be too sexy.
7. There is too much food production in the circle, and there is no fight among fans.
8. There are basically no only fans, or only fans are cute in the circle. CP fans in the entire circle have the final say.
9. The company does not act evil, does not abuse fans, and pays attention to the future development of both parties and the demands of CP fans.
10. Don't abandon CP fans after becoming famous.
11. Differences in height and body shape are essential
Okay, that's all I can think of for the moment. I know I'm talking nonsense, but what if it really does happen...
There are many people replying below, and without exception, they are all unfavorable.
1L: It's 2045, is the poster still dreaming?
2L: The dual-male protagonist CP policy has been relaxed in recent years, but the quality of CP released by entertainment companies is still as poor as ever...
3L: The posts in the main column have insinuated a lot of people...
The poster replied: You know how bad my life is if I take CP. . .
4L: I looked at the famous ones on the list and found that they all were more or less disappointing.
5L: If anyone meets the criteria of the poster, please call me.
6L: Impossible. The men who sell rot in domestic entertainment seem to think that if they sell too much rot, they will become txl, so they are scrambling to find female sisters-in-law to prove their sexual orientation...
7L replied to 6L: ... This kind of man is the most annoying. Sister Miao has attracted many people.
8L: I'll just put it here. It's impossible for the poster to find the person he likes. If so, I'll take it.
9L: You eat upstairs and I eat too
10L: Me too...
11L: You've all eaten, so take me one too.
……
Amidst the atmosphere of disapproval of domestic entertainment male and female CPs, a pair of particularly iconic CPs appeared!
Hehehe, please wake up, poster, the great CP you begged grandpa to sue grandma has finally appeared!
Yes, the appearance of 'Every Year There Are Stars' has solved all problems!
Two impeccable faces, standard attack and reception templates, the two of them acted like no one else in the show, even the eyes they looked at each other were drawn
Netizens said: This time is really different!
But this pair of diligent corruption sellers are always questioned by others because they are too standard.
Until the paparazzi photographed them entering and exiting a hotel together, netizens exclaimed: My favorite prostitute turned out to be a real couple?
Small theater:
The two of them were still sleeping on the big bed in the hotel when the agent called.
Li Xing slapped Shen Xunian on the face and said unhappily: "You went to pick it up. It's all because you worked for too long yesterday and had to play the tricks in the fan fiction. Did those little girls consider my physical condition when they wrote it?!"
Xie Cainian comforted him in a good-tempered manner. He massaged and relaxed him while answering the phone. Hearing what he said, he continued to ask more and more: "In that case, there is also an online H record in my favorites. When can we try it someday?"
Li Xing immediately opened his eyes and covered his butt: "You still want to join onlyfans? Don't even think about it!"
Xie Xunian answered the question without any shame: "What are you afraid of? Our fans love to watch it."
The manager's angry phone call disturbed the two flirting people: "What are you onlyfans? If you don't reply to my message, you will really have to become an online host to pay off your debts!!!"
Intention: Take the people in front of you seriously
