High-Dimensional System: No Entry

Upcoming novels: “The Ghost Chef Ancestor Witch Only Wants a Government Job (Transmigrating into a Book)” and “I Mistook My Teammate for Daddy on a Live Variety Show.” Their blurbs are below. Here is this novel’s blurb. Reborn after the “Longevity” team-wipe dungeon, Xiao Tu decides to be a good person in the face of the System’s unreasonable demands. Here’s how: He flat-out refuses unreasonable quests and cracks down hard on feudal superstition. Onlookers: “Got it. Threaten the NPC with a blade until they change the quest, then freeload off the ghosts and feast without paying.” He invites other players to join all kinds of massive interactive games. Players used as bait: “Fishing, drop-the-handkerchief, hide-and-seek?” He sends the old ancestor back to the mountains, demolishes illegal buildings, and helps his own ancestors see daylight again. Onlookers: “Wait, what? Hiding corpses, blowing up buildings, digging up ancestral graves?!” Everyone thought he was a lunatic who never played by the rules. Until he met the man known as the “Living King of Hell.” Ji Wujiu, code-named Sir, was calculating and cold-blooded, with nothing in his heart or eyes but the mission. For thousands of years, his clan had searched for an invisible, untouchable temple. The first time they met, he stole the candy Xiao Tu needed to complete his quest. Xiao Tu gave him a once-over. “Fuck, I can’t beat him!” The second time they met, a monster dragged Xiao Tu away. Ji Wujiu watched it happen and said just two words: “Not saving him!” Only after Ji Wujiu went missing and Xiao Tu followed his trail did he finally glimpse the shocking conspiracy behind “Longevity” The so-called dungeons were nothing more than probes sent by higher-dimensional beings into the three thousand worlds. When the mastermind revealed himself and threatened Xiao Tu with the lives of all the players, demanding he turn a deaf ear and a blind eye, The man looked at the eye floating in the void and smiled in a way that sent chills down one’s spine. “Chinese people have a secret weapon called ‘sharing the same lifespan as heaven and earth.’” “Great Lord God, would you like to hear gods and ghosts weeping together?” 【Reading Guide】 This novel focuses on a hard-hitting main plot with a vast world, while the romance develops slowly. Plot lovers, dive in without worry! Double-standard, calculating, aloof-but-flirtatious seme × ruthless, sharp-tongued, unhinged uke They’re both hypocrites and hopelessly shallow. Neither is a decent person, and they’re perfectly matched in their rotten ways. Content warnings (must read): 1. The uke is genuinely unhinged. Morality and etiquette mean nothing to him, and when he gets ruthless, he’ll even turn on himself. 2. The seme is the ultimate mission guy. If something has nothing to do with the mission, he won’t save you even if you’re lying at his doorstep. 3. Believe in science! This story is entirely fictional. If none of that bothers you, I hope you enjoy reading~ Upcoming novel 1 “The Ghost Chef Ancestor Witch Only Wants a Government Job (Transmigrating into a Book)” You Xingyue, a stickler for rules who only wanted to pass the civil service exam, was struck by a falling flowerpot and transmigrated into a supernatural novel. When he opened his eyes, he had become the Ghost Chef Ancestor Witch, a being who could communicate with the dead, exorcise evil, and command spirits. You Xingyue, who had just been about to take a taxi to his civil service exam: “What? No, no, no!” The original host, the village’s great hope, had been persuaded by the righteous leader Huo Shuqing to sacrifice himself in a martyr’s death. You Xingyue: “Thanks, but unapproved sacrificial rites are illegal!” The next moment, thunder struck from the heavens. Huo Shuqing stood watching with his arms crossed. “Oh, refusing to save someone isn’t illegal.” You Xingyue stood there with smoking hair, trembling legs, and a pale face. “Bro... help... we can talk about this...” “...Just don’t put it on my record!” Huo Shuqing: “...” Huo Shuqing had once been a righteous prodigy with all living beings in his heart. After a family power struggle, he chose to disguise himself as a playboy who lived for pleasure. As the Heavenly Dao teetered on the brink of collapse, he was entrusted with a mission in a time of crisis: persuade the world’s last Ancestor Witch to come out and save it. Until his seemingly robotic charge realized there was no way back and he couldn’t even take the civil service exam, then completely let loose: Smoking, drinking, getting his ears pierced, perming his hair, speeding, clubbing. He tried it all, leaving nothing out. Huo Shuqing looked at You Xingyue and raised an eyebrow. “Want to date? I have plenty of experience.” You Xingyue weighed the pros and cons: “Handsome, rich, and I don’t dislike him.” He nodded. “Deal!” Much later, Huo Shuqing, who could look but not touch, got an idea. “You want ‘chicken,’ right?” You Xingyue, holding a spatula and getting ready to cook: “Chicken, chicken.” Huo Shuqing smiled meaningfully. “So you want dick!” That night, You Xingyue stared at Huo Shuqing, who was lying naked in his bed. “What? ...What are you doing?” Huo Shuqing: “Didn’t you say you wanted dick?” You Xingyue understood and panicked. “I meant chicken you can eat!” Huo Shuqing lifted the covers and glanced at a certain part of himself. “If you really want to eat it, that can be arranged.” After a tender moment together Huo Shuqing tapped You Xingyue’s temporary tattoo and chuckled. “Why not get a real one?” You Xingyue shook his head, his expression utterly serious. “I can’t get a tattoo. I’d fail the medical exam.” Huo Shuqing: “...” Cool, robotic, tsundere uke × calculating, eccentric, teasing seme Upcoming novel 2 “I Mistook My Teammate for Daddy on a Live Variety Show” College student Jian Ning was hit by a car and bound to the Transmigration Bureau, but a System error made him mistake an “entertainment-industry rivals story” for a “sugar baby kept by a wealthy patron story.” After nervously confirming that “the patron only wants a substitute and won’t touch anyone,” he completely let loose: Wasn’t he supposed to be seductive and wanton? He’d just act like those horny animals in his dorm, and he’d nail it! The moment he opened his eyes, Jian Ning mistook Shi Huai, the top-tier star appearing with him on a deserted-island survival show, for his patron. Facing Shi Huai’s icy gaze, Jian Ning cautiously tried, “Daddy?” Shi Huai’s pupils dilated in shock. Jian Ning wondered to himself: Could he be into Chinese-style roleplay? He thought for a moment, then changed tack. “Papa?” As Shi Huai glared furiously, Jian Ning looked at the shabby little wooden hut and grumbled to himself: This patron either isn’t powerful enough or has terrible taste. But he’s just as old-fashioned as ever. He looked at the other man’s handsome face and sighed. Fine, he paid for this. Shi Huai, who always repaid every slight, was reborn into that survival show. In his previous life, Jian Ning had secretly shoved him into the sea, leaving him with a chronic illness and ruining his singing career. After being reborn, he planned to let Jian Ning wreak havoc on the show so he could be completely disgraced. But things went completely off track When he went fishing, Jian Ning carried his bucket and rolled up his pants for him. When he planted crops, Jian Ning wiped his sweat and carried his hoe. When he cooked, Jian Ning stopped him and did it himself. At night, Jian Ning even lay on the bed pretending to be weak, sweetly begging him to rub his hands and legs... Tch, shameless! Shi Huai ground his teeth. “I’m biding my time! It’s not because he’s so cute when he acts spoiled!” The deserted-island survival show went viral in its very first minute. The whole internet watched as Jian Ning, rumored to be Shi Huai’s sworn enemy, called him “Daddy” without missing a beat, then turned around and called him “Papa.” The comments were completely bewildered: Do people in showbiz go this far these days?! As the show aired, viewers watched Jian Ning care for Shi Huai in every possible way and switched sides: You call that a mortal enemy? Give me a dozen more like that! On the show, the two of them each had their own agenda, testing one another. Off the show, netizens silently shipped them. When the month was up, the System returned. After learning the truth, Jian Ning was so mortified he wanted to hitch a train and flee the planet overnight. Just as he was secretly congratulating himself on finally escaping this ill-fated relationship, he learned that he’d have to meet Shi Huai again on a new show a month later. Jian Ning clutched his manager’s hand and made one last attempt. “Can I skip it?” His manager smiled sweetly. “Sure. The penalty is three hundred million.” Jian Ning: “...” Offbeat, goofy, straightforward uke × calculating seme who gets lost in his own fantasies Theme: Strive to be a tiny cog in the great socialist machine!