Cursing little paper hurts people × Evil spirits attack with strange brain circuits
On the first day that Su Cen was dressed as a red-faced little paper prick, he was picked up and spun around three times by the most powerful evil spirit on the planet.
Bai Siqi rubbed his face, happy. "Play with me."
Su Cen sneered, "If you get hit by a labor-management paper, you can only be buried with him, dear!"
But Bai Siqi didn't care and decided. "You are the toy and I am the master."
Su Cen: "Fuck your shit!"
As a result, he was thrown under the tent with his head thrust into Xie Sui's buttocks.
"Bai Siqi, are you only 3 years old?"
"22."
Faced with such evil spirits with such strange brain circuits, Su Cen became angry, and he was bound to take a breath of paper-piercing anger and turn over to sing.
He did it quickly, and he became the master of Bai Siqi.
——Just the hostess.
Bai Siqi vowed, "Listen to my wife."
Indeed he did.
In front of a living shark, he will ask: "Are they all sharks?"
He bit his lip until he was bleeding, "My wife, come and get it."
When Su Cen sleeps, he no longer hangs by the bedside, but hangs in someone's arms instead.
Su Cen was very satisfied. "Shit."
Bai Siqi blinked, "... Woof."
It stands to reason that dog training is already a success at this point.
But Su Cen didn't expect that dogs would still lose control, and only under certain circumstances.
"No kiss!"
"I'm disobedient."
"... Didn't you promise to let labor and management do the above?!"
"You're on top."
"That's not what I meant... Bai Siqi, I'm going to blow your head off tomorrow!"
"Okay, wife."
Reading guide:
1. Atypical dog training, daily cookies, suitable for mindless consumption.
2.1V1, HE, micro group portrait, the plot serves sand sculptures.
3. The author decompressed the work and let it fly, but the logic was eaten by evil spirits.
Purpose: Learn to be a better person in love
