Baiyu, a famous coffee shop in Hengdian, is actually an emperor penguin.
Just as the breeding season was approaching, under the heightened instinct to build a nest, he tried his best to get into the object of his crush - the top-rated resident variety show Shen Che.
He steals people's sweatshirts to build nests, gives stones to courtship, and dances penguin steps to express love. Unexpectedly, he flirted with her, and CP became very popular. He actually brought people home, and what's even more outrageous is that his inner elixir actually gave birth to two eggs!
On the day when the truth was revealed to Shen Che, Bai Yu curled his head and pecked his own feathers. The person who wanted to be a father walked back and forth in the room for three hours, and then handed him the hot water bottle with an expressionless face: "Hello, I'll be the father."
I thought that the years of living together with Feng Dan would be peaceful, but unexpectedly during the breeding season in the coming year, Bai Yu's mate-swapping instinct would awaken on time: the annual relationship has expired, and the system prompts to find a new partner!
He secretly registered on social software, refused to talk to anyone who came to talk to him, and stared at the man with swollen abs... Both Shen Che and Shen Che laughed in anger, and that night they blocked the person next to the egg incubator:
"Want to change to a new one?" Shaking the search history of [How to gracefully notify your partner of breaking up] on his phone, Shen Che loosened his tie slowly, "According to Article 1 of Chapter 1 of the Penguin Spouse Protection Act——"
"The father of the child has equal rights to incubation and custody. Want to break the contract?" He leaned over and held the two precious eggs in his arms. "Okay, I will take the cub to the media now to expose your evil deed of abandoning your husband and son."
"I've already thought of the title——"
# Annual slag goose#
#Please help me get back my heart-changing egg daddy#
Bai Yu: "!!!" Help, I may not be a human, but you are really a dog!
[On the surface, he is a passionate puppy, a crazy person, but in reality, he is a scheming and natural-looking penguin.
White Snake, ah no, Emperor Penguin has a secret love for gratitude literature, same-sex marriageable background, 1V1 cookies, he.
Note: 1. Shou uses the inner elixir to differentiate into eggs, not real eggs. 2. In the text, Bai Yu collects Shen Che's things to build a nest, and changes to a stronger partner once a year. These are the physiological instincts of penguins. When they like it, they really like it, but when they are bad, they are also naturally bad emmm.
Concept: Love can defeat instinct