
The Whole School Is the Only One Whose Personality Has Not Collapsed
全校唯我人设未崩
by Rice Cake (江米糕)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 91k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The heavy rain caused everyone to grow ears, tails, and claws that were not their own. Everyone except Bai Shuo was mutating. Also mutated is the strange regular field—— Don't speak loudly in the library, otherwise the monkey administrator will put you in the book as a bookmark. The dormitory needs to be kept tidy, otherwise the squirrel will turn you into garbage. Don't waste food in the canteen, otherwise the Wild Boar Inspector will turn you into food. These codes of civilization have become the absolute order of the alienated campus. As the saying goes, wherever there are rules, there must be loopholes. Bai Shuo flipped through the campus rules and thought to himself: He is very familiar with this, he is a law student after all. When the wild boar inspector in the canteen overturned the dinner plate and roared, "Those who waste food are as guilty as swilling", everyone was stuffing rice into their mouths, but Bai Shuo took a piece of ginger and swore: "The residue of seasoning is not considered food." When the monkey keeper of the library hung upside down from the bookshelf and screamed "no noise", everyone held their breath. Bai Shuo said sternly: "Reciting is an act of learning, and studying does not count as making noise." He can fight wits and courage with the school rules, and argue with the fungus beasts, but he can't complete Chen Zhiyi's long routine. —— As a sweetheart who grew up together, Chen Zhiyi knew many of Bai Shuo's little tricks. He frowned because he was thinking about the loopholes in the rules. He pursed his lips because he was complaining crazily in his mind. He rubbed his cheek, which showed that he had refuted the opponent eight hundred times in his mind and was ready to take action at any time. Therefore, when Chen Zhiyi came over to kiss him, Bai Shuo turned away and tried to refute the rationality of this behavior with a hundred reasons: "The amount of bacteria carried by saliva has unpredictable risks in the apocalypse..." The tip of Chen Zhiyi's nose rubbed against his, and he didn't give him a chance to finish his sentence, "Are you sure you want to use your mouth that specializes in exploiting loopholes to refute someone you obviously want to kiss?" ——Pick a favorite as you pass by—— [Reading Tips] The main point of view is to facilitate the narrative. In the middle stage of alienation, I have a twin brother. A sober lycanthrope is a semi-alienated person, a fully alienated lycanthrope is a lycanthrope, and one that fuses many people is a fungus beast. Irritated, paralyzed, snake attack x, evil-minded and selfish snow fox suffer Survival is the main thing, love is the supplement, survival is the most important thing ——Advance receipt of the next book—— Wasteland Cat refuses to be cannon fodder As an orc of the civet cat variety, Pei Jin's creed for living as a cat is quite simple: never stand up if you can lie down, never move your mouth if you can move your hands. The good days were not enough, so he transformed into the cannon fodder follower in a bloody romance novel who had been bullied for eleven years but still worked hard as a dog licker. Even though this follower had the same name as him, he even had the same type of spiritual body as him, but he was a D-class. He died suddenly in an attempt to block Bai Yueguang's knife on the battlefield. Pei Jin, who had always taken life and death lightly and would do anything if he refused, said he couldn't bear it. Licking the dog, licking the dog, licking it until the very end. Then again, why should he be cannon fodder? ! • A big incident happened at the Ossos Military Academy. The loser who always followed the notorious Karen had a drastic change of temperament since he returned to the school after being injured during the clearing mission. He goes up to the teacher and beats up the prince, it's lawless. Students: "Did you break your brain during the cleanup mission?" Until one day, they saw the new instructor airborne, the smiling face of the empire, Yan Luo, and Wen Yu was pressed against the upper wall of the door of the training cabin. All classmates: "It's so cool, I really broke my brain!" Even Wen Yu dared to provoke! • Wen Yu, the youngest commander in the history of the Sena Empire, was the first alien to reach the core of power with a D-class herbivore spirit body. Young people regard him as a role model, the people respect him as a hero, and his colleagues regard him as a mad dog. But he didn't expect the dog-licking wall behind the third prince to hit the door of the training cabin. "Instructor Wen, I'm sorry. I just want to ask you, what do you think of me? " Mission: Constant self-improvement and constant variation
