On March 18th, the 17th year of Chongzhen, Meishan.
Zhu Youjian put Bai Ling around his neck, closed his eyes and kicked his legs——
The rope broke.
When I open my eyes again, I am not dead.
But my Ming Dynasty died.
In front of me is not a crooked tree in Meishan, but a shared house with a monthly rent of 1,800 yuan outside the Fifth Ring Road in Beijing.
There is a note on the wall from the roommate next door: **"Remember to take out the trash and don't block the toilet. Violators will have your deposit deducted."**
Zhu Youjian was silent.
He was once the most powerful person in the Nine-Five Years, and he stayed in power for seventeen years, working hard all day long, and finally ended up hanging himself after the country was destroyed.
Now, he can't even flush the toilet.
——But I am the emperor, how can I be trapped in a shared house?
Chongzhen used the skills of an emperor to manage his roommates, used Machiavellian tactics to grab eggs at special prices in the supermarket, and used the logic of "Zi Zhi Tong Jian" to analyze the take-out at full discounts. He was accused of being mentally ill by a group of business owners. He bought a dragon robe on Pinduoduo and received a children's performance costume and wrote an angry negative review - but the screenshot of the negative review went viral.
MCN came to the door and said that he was "the chosen one for the immersive history circuit."
Zhu Youjian doesn't know what a track is, but he understands - **This is my second time to ascend the throne. **
He broadcasts live broadcasts to explain the history of Ming Dynasty. No one is more authoritative than him because he is the one who has experienced it. A piece of "Chongzhen's Narration of His True Experience of Hanging on a Coal Mountain" has been viewed more than 100 million times, causing a stir in the history circle.
However, the flow of rivers and lakes is more sinister than the late Ming Dynasty—
A time traveler who calls himself "Wei Zhongxian" has already set up the "Nine Thousand Years Old" MCN Matrix before him, bringing eunuch figures with 30 million fans, aiming to unify the historical track.
More than three hundred years ago, I never fought against your eunuch.
More than three hundred years later, I will change the battlefield and kill you again. **
Live broadcast room title: "Three hundred years have passed, I will kill you again"
Number of people online: 120 million.
——My country is dead, but my takeaway is not.
——I will fight again in this world.
Intention: A subjugated king traveled to modern times and did not seek restoration, but only wanted to use his traffic to tell the world that he had tried his best.
And, you and I are just ordinary people, and it is enough to do our best in our respective "courts".
