
Green Tea Swordsman Has a Problem with His Brain
绿茶剑客他脑子有坑
by Funeral Note (葬花笺)
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In order to find her sister who was abducted by Tianji Tower when she was a child, Liu Nanzhi disguises herself and travels around the world every day, and the world also calls her a monster. The wanted notice about her spread all over the world, and the bounty on her head attracted countless people in the world to pursue her. Liu Nanzhi tilted his head and smiled, wearing a new face, hiding his identity as Bai Caishen. Once while avoiding an enemy, he strayed into the mountain forest where bandits were located, and accidentally picked up a seriously injured and dying... Person who looked like a black cat? After taking a closer look, she realized that this was her eponymous black god of wealth, Shen He. Shen He is a mysterious person, and even Liu Nanzhi, who covers the sky with one hand, knows very little about him. A big hand suddenly grabbed her neck, and the hot breath from her nose hit her ears, "You really shouldn't be here." Liu Nanzhi secretly twisted her thigh, pretending to be misunderstood and pitiful, rubbing her neck and saying aggrievedly: "You hurt me!" Under Shen He's shock, she took Shen He's shoulders and led him to her little donkey, and threw a bottle of medicine into his arms. Since then, there has been a black cat behind her who just wants to repay her kindness, following her around anytime and anywhere to protect her safety. In order to prevent Shen He, an old fox, from seeing the clues, she had to act like a helpless little doctor every day, ready to run away at any time. A group of fierce and burly men broke out of the mountain forest and cut off a strand of her hair with a long knife. Liu Nanzhi pretended to hold his long sleeve, pushed him, and said weakly: "Shen He, help me, I'm so scared." In the blink of an eye, Shen He wiped the blood from the sword and said softly: "Next time I will take care of it before my benefactor sees them." Liu Nanzhi was about to cry but had no tears. She was frozen in place and her dream of changing jobs was shattered. "Oh... Please let me go." Whenever he encountered danger after that, Liu Nanzhi always pretended to be weak and ran behind Shen He, throwing him out to block his sword. Liu Nanzhi shuttled through the bamboo forest and left a faint sentence, "Thirty-six tactics are the best, and I won't play with you anymore!" He went into the inn and ordered a cup of tea. Shen He, who was sitting next to him, knocked on the table twice and said quietly, "Did my benefactor forget something?" After saying that, Shen He pointed at himself inexplicably. Liu Nanzhi: "... There must be something wrong with your brain." One day, the two of them went to the ancient Chu Kingdom and met Liu Nanzhi's number one enemy. Just as they were about to avoid him, they recognized him at a glance. Shen He's old wound recurred. At the critical moment, Liu Nanzhi threw a copper coin, pulled out his sword and rushed forward. In an instant, the enemy's younger brother was stabbed through the throat with a sword and died on the spot. After dealing with them, the sword was put back into the scabbard, and Liu Nanzhi held his hands and said nothing. A smile appeared at the corner of Shen He's mouth, "A weak and helpless doctor?" Liu Nanzhi smiled awkwardly, "Oops! I accidentally exposed my true strength!" Preview of the next Gudan book "The Rival Said He Wanted to Kiss Me" The fox fairy Wen Moyu accidentally tainted the marriage book, and accidentally became involved in a red thread with a human demon hunter. Wen Moyu deliberately and accidentally "accidentally" encountered the target of the mission, and tried his best to make Chu Huaixi hate her. There are three steps to solve the red line. 1. Do the opposite. Chu Huaixi led people to catch monsters, but he used some tricks to make them return empty-handed. It was common practice to add raw garlic to his dishes and chili powder to his water during meals. Wen Moyu made a fire spell and burned his house down. Without saying a word, Chu Huaixi built a new house in the corner and cast three fire prevention spells, "Let me see how many more your fire can burn." 2. Create misunderstandings and spread rumors. Wen Moyu burst into tears and loudly advertised in the sect that he was a lascivious man and that he was a complete loser. Under everyone's discussion, Chu Huaixi said with a sullen face, veins popping out: "You are simply unreasonable. Go to the ordination hall to receive your punishment yourself." 3. Feelings arise secretly, two feelings... Wen Moyu swallowed and smashed the damn marriage, "Do you want to see how ridiculous this is!" Wen Moyu was still lucky enough to open the book about marriage. 40% Wen Moyu complained crazily in her heart, "What the hell, you're tricking a fox!" If it doesn't work according to the marriage book, I will hate him to death. So after that, Wen Moyu quietly changed his strategy. While he was meditating, he lay in Chu Huaixi's arms and poked his face with his fingers. "Brother Xiao Chu, I was so happy when I saw you. What's going on?" Wen Moyu pinched a strand of his hair and wrapped it around her fingertips, looking at him provocatively. Chu Huaixi slowly opened his eyes and took his hand away from his chest, "Don't mess around." Chu Huaixi ran to the back mountain alone to heal his injuries. He put his arms around Chu Huaixi's neck in the medicinal spring and kissed his lips like a dragonfly: "How boring is it to be alone? Let's do something interesting..." Chu Huaixi was so ashamed and angry, "What are you doing!" Wen Moyu hooked his chin frivolously, "The whole sect says that we are having an affair, so you will just follow me, right?" Suddenly, Wen Moyu caught a glimpse of his red earlobes dripping with blood, "You are really a broken sleeve..." Intention: Even if you are in trouble, you should always look towards the bright future
