The Quack Is Targeted by Pluto
庸医被冥王盯上了
by Shui Yan Bizhu (水砚碧渚)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 22k Words
- Chapters
- 5
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Wen Yu felt that he must have done some serious evil in his previous life. He was a great surgical expert in a top-level hospital. After his death, he traveled to the underworld and became a notorious quack doctor in Wuyi Alley. The clinic was a shady store, the medicine cabinet was moldy, and even the rent collector blocked the door every day and scolded him for being evil. This is not over yet. There is something called the "anti-disguise and avoidance of medical treatment system" tied into his mind. The rules are simple and crude: you must tell the truth when treating patients. If you dare to tell a lie, you will be punished randomly - the type of punishment is unknown, and it will last until the next time you tell the truth. Wen Yu decided to pretend to be dead. He dismissed all the patients and lived a life of saltiness behind closed doors, but the system couldn't do anything to him. As a result, after hiding for a few days, the patient came to the door on his own. It was a young man who came, dressed in a low-key manner and with an extraordinary bearing. Wen Yu's eyes lit up: The big fish is coming, the cash machine is coming. He diligently checked the opponent's pulse, opened his Yin and Yang eyes, and saw a shocking crack deep in his consciousness. The system was activated on the spot, and the uncontrollable power surged into his throat. Wen Yu listened helplessly as his own mouth announced the diagnosis for himself: "There is a forbidden curse crack in your consciousness. If you leave it alone, you will live for a year at most." The whole place was dead silent. The attendant next to him turned pale. Wen Yu didn't know what happened yet, he just felt that the atmosphere was not right. He secretly opened his yin and yang eyes again - this time he could see clearly. The overwhelming majestic pressure, the harsh aura that controls life and death. There can only be one person in the entire underworld with such an aura. Hades. Without saying a word, Wen Yu knelt down and corrected himself on the spot: "It's just nonsense——" Before he finished speaking, the system prompt rang. "Lying detected. Random punishment triggered. Punishment type: Blindness." Wen Yu: "..." He knelt there blindly. Before he had time to digest this fact, Pluto had already stretched out his arm in front of him: "Re-diagnosis." He stretched out his hand to feel for the pulse, but because he couldn't see it, he felt the other person's chest. The surroundings were as quiet as if they were frozen. Then someone screamed: "Watch it!" Wen Yu: "... I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?" —— Small theater 1: Xuan Chen: "You said you were born with supernatural powers and could taste hundreds of poisons." Wen Yu: "... Yes." Xuan Chen: "Then please explain why your ears turned red after tasting my tea." Wen Yu: "This... Maybe he was poisoned." System: [No diagnostic behavior detected, no judgment made. Xuan Chen: "Oh." He didn't say he believed it, but poured Wen Yu another cup and pushed it in front of him, using his own cup. Small theater 2: All members of the Underworld Medical Bureau: "You are a quack doctor from Wu Yi Lane!" Wen Yu (smiling): "Yes, yes, yes, I am a quack doctor." ——Later, the plague broke out, and the entire Hades Medical Bureau fell down collectively, with only this "quack doctor" standing. Wen Yu (still smiling): "Do you need help? My charges are very fair." —— The social medical officer who was forced to play straight × the cold-faced Pluto who went from disgust to real love Fishing ghosts see trouble but hide their strength × Cold-blooded Pluto gradually turns into a clingy and loyal dog Forced binding after breaking through the dungeon, and reconciliation after the collapse of trust. HE. Reading Guide 1. This article is fictitious and all settings are fictitious. Please do not conduct any research. 2. The system is not a golden finger, it is a high-voltage wire - it will explode if you step on it. 3. He is cold-blooded and suspicious in the early stage of attack, but clingy and loyal in the later stage. He is a slow-burning emotional player. 4. There is a knife, but HE is guaranteed. I ate the candy from the shards of glass, and in the end the whole bowl was sweet. Purpose: The courage to face the truth is the beginning of healing everything.