There was a good-for-nothing scholar who went to Beijing to take the exam and picked up a fairy bird. The little bird was cute and cute, and the scholar was very happy to see it. Unfortunately, birds can speak human words.
The scholar originally wanted to teach the little bird the sage's books and train the little bird into a swan with world aspirations.
The little bird opened its lips and said, "What does this have to do with me? You are a big green worm in the world of mortals!"
The scholar wiped the sweat from his head and walked away respectfully. After all, I still count on this little ancestor during this long journey of cultivating immortality and rushing to take the exam.
The gate of heaven is about to open, and immortality is coming.
The former playboy Wei Minghui was kicked out of the red building by his father, and like all the candidates, he embarked on the road to the capital to cultivate immortality and take the exam.
A blue bird told Wei Minghui that as long as he had merit, anyone could become an immortal. Qingniao rolled his sly eyes and said to Wei Minghui: "Be a living target and help me avoid the people who are chasing me. I will accumulate merit for you and help you become an immortal."
Wei Minghui wanted to cry but had no tears. Who wants to become an immortal? I just want to be a useless scholar for the rest of my life.
A pair of happy enemies, fighting and making trouble. The indifferent blue bird realizes the sweetness of mortal life, and the idle scholar shoulders the responsibility of the common people in the world.
The mortal world is like a dream, there is no need to become an immortal.
There is not much way to get to Pengshan Mountain, and the blue bird is diligent in visiting.
Cp: Chatty Scholar Gong✖️Indifferent Blue Bird Suffer
Intention: Life is like a dream, how much joy is there? Let's indulge in poetry and wine, don't waste the good time