[Cute and cute jelly attack × fierce and charming dragon Aotian Shou]
In the year 20XX, the strangeness came and the strange tide swept over. Countless human beings were buried in the mouth of the strangeness, and the fire of civilization was on the verge of being extinguished.
The ace of the Yan Kingdom Dragon Group was ordered to lead his team into the depths of the Wei Tide and perform a beheading operation to severely damage the progress of the Wei Tide's invasion of the Yan Kingdom and gain precious breathing time for human scientific research and development.
Unexpectedly, there is a mole in the action team, and the trump card is secretly betrayed by the Adventist faction. He falls into the ambush set by the King of Deception. After being severely damaged, his whereabouts are unknown, and his life and death are uncertain.
The inner ghost took action again, leading Yanguo officials to believe that this legendary hero had died for the country, trying to use the news of his death to crush the fighting spirit of human beings.
The whole country of Yan is grieving together, and the mourning meeting is ongoing.
And at the same time——
Are you there? ? ? Deep, a place that no human detector can observe.
"Family! I also found Benben! Today is the fifth day since I found Benben. I made a new kind of loving pet meal according to the online tutorial. It is said that Benben will like to eat it. Let's see if my Benben eats it today~"
In the video, a pink-blue Q-bomb jelly-shaped humanoid floating in the air happily picked up a large plate of "Chong Chong Dried Meat Party" and flew towards the humans huddled in the corner of the pool.
And this handsome guy Long Aotian, with his eyes red and swearing, and even if his muscles were soaked in the water, still could not hide his "national beauty and fragrance", was the former ace of the Dragon Team of Yan Kingdom who "died in the line of duty".
"Here comes the fragrant rice~" Jelly Manwai forced the loving pet meal in front of the human, "Eat it and enjoy it to your heart's content~"
[Barrage: Wow, Benben stopped being angry at the blogger today and started eating! As expected, even Benben can't resist Chongchong meat jerky]
[Barrage: It eats so slowly. Biologically speaking, a creature of its size shouldn't eat so slowly, right? It feels like it doesn't like eating very much]
[Barrage: Laughing so hard, this Clumsy is so cute, it actually started to doze off while eating]
"Alas." The jelly person in the video sighed sadly, "I don't know why, but my stupid guy has been dozing off all the time in the past few days, but he refuses to sleep."
[Barrage: It's because Benben has just arrived in a new environment and is still very wary and dare not sleep. It should be fine after a while]
[Barrage: The stupid one you picked up is always huddled in this corner of the pool. It does look very timid]
[Barrage: Could it be that the breeding environment is inappropriate? Should it be kept in a cage rather than in a pool? ]
[Barrage: All naked idiots like this are kept in water, only fluffy idiots should be kept in cages]
[Barrage: Maybe the water temperature is too cold? ]
[Barrage: This Benben still has hair in some places. Could it be that it originally had hair all over its body, but it lost all its hair when it passed through the gap? Then the blogger kept it in the pool for five days and asked why it refused to sleep in the water? ]
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[Barrage: Surprised! If you watch the video carefully, you will see that the nails of Benben's limbs are dug into the seams of the stone bricks in the corner of the pool where he usually stays, and he has basically never let go! ]
[Barrage: Hahahahaha, the cracks in the bricks are obviously much bigger than the cracks in the bricks next to them]
[Barrage: Blogger's stupidity: Guess why I always get angry at bloggers? It's not that I don't want to sleep, I'm afraid that I will sink to the bottom and drown if I fall asleep]
[Barrage: hilarious]
[Barrage: Is it funny? All I know is that another living hell blogger in the Benben Breeding Area was born]
1. This article is a funny article that contains *a lot of hell jokes*. The main plot is "people shoot and share their daily life of raising humans"
2. There is a language barrier in the early stage of attack. The jelly race is not sensitive to sound. Their communication method is very different and extremely complicated compared to humans. They need to use a special set of magic energy organ systems. The jellies call the aliens they picked up "stupid" precisely because the aliens lack the magic organ system to communicate with them and cannot learn their complex language.
3. In the normal state, jelly is only as big as a rubber ball, but they can become very big by drinking more water, wrapping their beloved Benben around 360 degrees, kissing, pinching and squeezing them.
4. Gong is a kind-hearted and soft pink-blue little jelly. When he saw the comment section saying that he "kindly abused Benben", he would cry EMO in the middle of the night, and began to drink water seriously, wrap his own Benben in 360°, kiss, squeeze and suck him to tell Benben that he loves him very much.
5. Shou is a handsome and muscular Shou with a height of 190+ and an original weight of 200+. After a period of careful raising by Xiao Gong, he has successfully lost weight to 180+.
6.1V1 locked up, forbidden demolition and reverse dream, ending HE
Purpose: scientific pet raising and civilized pet raising people