The protagonist has lost his memory.
But he also remembered that he was looking for a black, artificial thing that held memories, and a white, artificial thing that held memories.
The homeless man said, oh, you still have a football dream!
It turns out what I was looking for was football!
The protagonist suddenly realizes.
However, he always felt something was wrong.
He always wanted to hide in the locker in the locker room, always feeling that there was something in the locker. He loves to open every drawer or cabinet door, hates juicers, and has an indescribable weird feeling for crows and owls. Likes to use match typewriters and knives, hates submachine guns and wells.
Hey, you said it was a coincidence, but there was a war where the protagonist was!
But the protagonist is quite at ease, maybe because he always feels that life lacks horror and weirdness. Now that he sees planes flying above his head every day, and there are random incidents where he can be killed at any time, he suddenly finds a familiar feeling.
Oh, by the way, the protagonist is a goalkeeper because he doesn't like running.
He is also very sensitive to danger and has a big heart.
One day, the protagonist was walking on the road and found that an old man was about to be shot. He was very angry and started playing a fruit-cutting game with a fruit knife.
Don't worry about how you play it. In short, people are saved.
That day the coach asked him: "Why are you late? I'm going to hold a funeral for you!"
The protagonist said calmly: "Oh, people don't control their time well. Pay attention next time."
In this way, with his superb calmness, the protagonist successively saved civilians and teammates, escaped the revenge of extreme fans, escaped the shooting of drug addicts, escaped robbery, and arson...
In short, many years later, the protagonist has a new nickname on the Internet: Super Durable King
The protagonist woke up from his sleep and shouted: "No! Football is round!"
Intention: Stop fighting, it's so pitiful