Lu Yu felt that Zhao Yi was seducing him.
Coincidentally, Zhao Yi also felt that Lu Yu was seducing him.
What a hearty two-way rush~
*
When Lu Yu came out of the Temple of Wealth, what fell from the sky was not gold, but Zhao Yi - a dirty, ugly, half-dead black cat, with four claws on him and wouldn't let go.
Lu Yu showed Zhao Yi the balance of his bank card and expressed that he was really helpless:
"You... Don't die on me..."
"Or I can dig a nice hole for you and build a nice grave for you."
"This place is a geomantic treasure."
When Zhao Yi was in despair, he finally found a suitable body, a black cat with half a breath left.
As soon as he got in, his body fell vertically and fell right into Lu Yu's arms.
This body is not bad, it can even take the form of a human, but...
"You are actually a eunuch cat! Hahahahaha!"
"Ah!!!!"
"Flea! Flea!"
...
Zhao Yi: If possible, it would be better to bury him in the first place.
After a long time, Lu Yu was tortured every night:
If he could, he would definitely take back what the eunuch cat said.
Who knows that uninstalled OO can still grow back? ! And it was all used on him!
Lu Yu swore that the first time he was interested in Zhao Yi's abdominal muscles was because he wanted to get Zhao Yi to do micro-wiping live broadcasts with him to make money...
Zhao Yi: I sell my art and my body, can't I still get some benefits?
*
Audiences in the live broadcast room:
"What a perfect couple, the sweetest couple in my life!"
"The law! The law! The law! The law! The law!"
"I moved the Civil Affairs Bureau here."
"I moved the big bed room here!"
…….
Lu Yu's friend: Didn't you say he was just a P friend?
Zhao Yi: With my figure and appearance, it makes sense to become a regular employee.
Lu Yu: I'm sorry, I've lost both wealth and sex~
*
The queen with a poisonous tongue is actually quite gentle sometimes
Cats on the outside and dogs on the inside attack, they have been trained, meow~
No, woof!
Food guide:
Double C, HE, Lu's ex is a passerby, and they have no relationship.
Concept: Love can transcend time and space
