[*Advance collection of new book: "Winter Time is Too Long", please collect it]
Copywriting one:
Lin Shutang, 23 years old, is a newly graduated writer.
Three major wishes in life: not to fall in love, not to get married, and not to be talked about by my own mother.
Ms. He Ru doesn't.
"30 Years old, listed manager, has a bright future!"
"Mom, he's bald."
"I'll find you someone with thick hair next time."
Lin Shutang said casually: "Okay, I'll go if you can find him."
She thought she would win, after all, the criteria were made up by her at random - lots of hair, no belly, good looks, and thinness.
Three weeks later, Ms. He received a WeChat business card.
"Nobel Prize winner, Xie Zhi, 30 years old. Lots of hair, no belly. He's a little over 1.8 Meters, but he's just too thin - just make do with it?"
Lin Shutang:? ? ?
Mom, are you serious?
Copywriting two:
The first day after adding WeChat.
"Hello, Xie Zhi."
"Yeah."
Lin Shutang decided to show off: "I have no plans to go on a blind date, can you just say you don't like me?"
"Fell in love with it."
Lin Shutang:? ? ?
Can you like the photos? So superficial?
At nine o'clock in the evening, she politely said good night.
"Good night? It's nine twenty-three and seven seconds now, and it's not time for me to go to bed yet."
"…………"
"Nine minutes twenty-three and nine seconds."
Lin Shutang's eyes darkened——
She suspected that there was something wrong with this genius's brain.
Copywriting three:
Later, Lin Shutang found out that Xie Zhi was not cold, but he really didn't know how to chat.
He regarded "chasing people" as a scientific research topic and wrote "love" into his daily schedule.
Three o'clock in the morning, laboratory.
The phone vibrated: "I missed you for four seconds. Record it."
Lin Shutang stared at the screen, his ears burning——
Help, how can this person talk about love seriously?
Reading guide:
① Society fears the physics genius × the writer who complains about the salty fish
② For daily use, warm up slowly and sweet and that's it.
③The male protagonist is not cold, he is really weird (praise)
Purpose: Love life