[Half-hearted Salted Fish Chuanshu Shizun
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Picking up a stupid but cute apprentice, Xianyu couldn't help but pamper him.
Silly disciple: I can't catch fish, but the rabbit is roasted by Master himself. It's really a pleasure to eat the "old" life.
After a period of time, she once imagined that her apprentice was a genius who cultivated immortality and could make rapid progress, so that she could ride on the east wind: "..." She had her own way of distinguishing between a genius or a fool, a disciple or an ancestor.
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His sect was easily wiped out by the male protagonist Long Aotian. Without his family, Xianyu was filled with hatred and anger.
Facing his newly acquired disciple, Xianyu tries to make him feel his deep hatred for his enemies. Xianyu brainwashes him every day:
"You will meet someone in the future, Tian Muchuan. Don't say anything, go up and plot against him."
"The biggest villain in the world of immortality, remember Tian Muchuan. We wish him eternal misfortune and no chance of having children!"
"Asshole, coward, old Dogecoin, brainless bitch, shameless!"
"Dasha X!!!"
The little white rabbit apprentice didn't understand, but he nodded seriously, nodded, nodded...
One day, the fake white rabbit's apprentice, the real dragon Aotian, finally regained his memory.
Xianyu also curses at a fixed time.
Long Aotian went up and swung the tea cup out of her hand, and as expected, he got a salted fish that was confused and frightened.
Long Aotian, who was angry, was reluctantly satisfied.
It's just that today's score has been settled, and the scoldings I received in the past many days will not be in vain!
Killing him with one palm was too cheap, so the black dragon Aotian decided to hide next to Xianyu and wait for revenge.
It's just that there's something wrong with taking revenge.
Xianyu finally realized that he had wronged someone, and he was upset and sincerely apologized:
"I'm sorry, you are not a stupid person, you have trouble giving birth..."
The person sitting opposite her said: "..." I really wanted to scold him back, but I was afraid of dirtying my mouth.
Intention: Do not overpower evil and have a clear conscience!