Yu Tang, as the most popular figure in the school, has a desk full of love letters and is constantly being called upon to go out.
Faced with a girl's shy pursuit: "Can you… add me as a friend?"
Yu Tang took out his cell phone and blew a kiss to Wink and ruffled his hair: "Don't be shy, beauty. This handsome guy is not a cold-blooded male god or a school bully. Come on, swipe at me and communicate slowly."
Faced with the boy's pursuit, Yu Tang blocked the boy in a corner and showed off his abs in a handsome three-piece suit: "Don't worry, come on, sweep me, let's talk slowly and deeply."
When he met Xie Yici as an uninvited guest when he returned home, his father said this: "This is the son of a good friend when he was in decline. Now they are all gone. Please take care of me. Come, Yici, call me brother."
"Brother."
Yu Tang went up, put his arm around his shoulders, winked, and brought the person into the room with a wicked smile: "Come here, help me write my homework. I will give you 100 yuan when the time comes."
Faced with the teacher's criticism and education, Yu Tang said this: "Teacher, youth is short, but life is long. Don't you spend your good youth talking about love and cotton?"
In the face of suitors, Yu Tang's requirements are not low.
I don't want the ugly ones, I don't want the old ones, I don't want the ones that are too small, I don't want the ones that are too big, and I want the handsome ones.
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Many years later, while they were having a rough time in bed, news of a fish buying came to Xie Yici with a look of jealousy on his face: "You have so many fish, where do I rank in your heart?"
Yu Tang put his arms around his neck and took a sip: "Of course the first one is you, Yi Bao. Come on, can I treat you to Tang?"
1V1Double Clean
Intention: Study hard