
How Do Two Ruthless People Fall in Love?
两个无情道要怎么谈恋爱
by Crane Has a Sound (鹤有声)
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- Ongoing
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- 53k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 6d ago
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- JJWXC
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Qi Lan is a famous demon king of the Suishan sect. He doesn't like reading, but prefers to mess around. He smiles brightly and openly, drinks happily, and makes dates even more happily. The master put him in confinement to copy books. He drew two bastards with his pen, smashed through the window and gnawed the 800-year-old fairy peach of the master. The master was furious and kicked him to Sanfeng to cultivate for a hundred years. As a result, he became the first person in the ruthless way, but his morals did not change at all. Today he hooked up with his junior brothers and sisters, tomorrow he harmed the master's yard, and the next day he teased his cold-faced junior brother. Until that incident happened, the entire world of cultivation remembered him: Don't send disciples to set up an array to surround and kill him, he killed three mountains with one sword, and when he came out, he was covered in blood, holding a kitten tightly in his arms, and asked the master with bright eyes: "Can I have a cat?" No one understands why such a person would practice the path of ruthlessness. Until the day he ascended, the law of heaven issued a decree asking him to form a contract and cut off the relationship. The world of cultivation was in an uproar, with all the stunning women lining up waiting for him to choose. He said haha, "Junior brother/junior sister, let me think about it," but turned around and went to find his junior brother He Zhu, Bingcube. Until the beam of light from the Sanqing Stone reached the sky, everyone pinched their thighs: There are so many talented people waiting for you, how can you choose one who can cultivate the ruthless path? You have no heart to digest it internally, right? ? ? —— It was said that He Zhu was cold-faced and cold-hearted, and spoke very little. He even criticized his senior brother who was tampering with him because of his seniority, saying that Qi Lan would probably die of depression if he was tied to him. But only Qi Lan knows—— His junior brother was actually very good at taking care of others. He would bandage him when he was injured, open the door and wait on the porch in the morning, always have his favorite refreshments on the table, and he would take every word he said to heart. Qi Lan thought: This script is not quite right. Where is the temporary partner we agreed on? ? ? If this continues, what he owes him will really be over. It wasn't until later, when he suddenly woke up from a big dream, that he finally realized: It turned out that it was not over yet. —— He Zhu stayed with Qi Lan for a hundred years. I saw him standing on a tree to cheer for himself during a competition when he was seventeen years old. I saw him skipping class to watch a shadow puppet show and being punished in solitary confinement. I also saw him telling him the show through the crack in the door. It was like an inexhaustible fire that burned him for a hundred years. On the day of the ascension, the thunderstorm hit the realm. He Zhu stood in the distance. When the last thunder fell, he turned around mercilessly. He couldn't describe how he felt in his heart. He just felt that a hundred years was still too short. He immediately felt relieved. That man finally realized what he had been dreaming about since he was seventeen years old. He should be happy for him. But the moment the golden thread of the death contract fell into his wrist, his two hearts resonated together, and he suddenly thought of nothing else - whoever Qi Lan wanted to kill, he was the sharpest sword, and whoever hurt Qi Lan, he would return it a hundredfold. As for the sermon about killing one's wife? He Zhu placed a gentle kiss on the forehead of the person in his arms, raised his eyes to a certain stone, and said softly: "I'm sorry, my husband wants to kill me to prove my wife." The white jade is like a toad, which is false, and the blue sky pointing to the moon is also false. #What to do about the fact that the person I agreed to marry is actually my long-lost first love# #Why is the promised flower of Gaoling so clingy in private# σ^_^; cp: The still water flows deep and the obsessive attack ✖️ A glimpse of the human world In other words—— You think you have picked up a Taoist companion, but in fact you have picked up an ancestor. You think you have picked up an ancestor, but in fact you are that ancestor. PS: Atypical of the ruthless monks. Purpose: A ruthless Taoist monk who cannot fall in love is not a good Taoist couple