Please Wait for Me on My Corpse
请在我的尸体上等我
by Tongluo Burning Dream Girl (铜锣烧梦女)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 13k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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"Please wait for me on my corpse" eating guide Mad Dog Loyal Dog Attack × Gentle and Reasonable Feeling Burning Tips This book is also called "999 substitutes are dead, but I am the real owner and I don't know" Congratulations on discovering this treasure. In view of the fact that the male protagonists in this book each have eight hundred thoughts, in order to avoid you being confused about "who am I, where am I, who is killing whom", please be sure to read the following guide. Attack FileJiang Dongjuan Alias: The Young Master of the Jiang Family/The Good Baby in Front of People/The Madman in the Queen of People/Lin Dongyuan the World's Only Designated Poisonous Weird Attributes: Mad Dog Attack + Loyal Dog Attack, the ultimate stitched body "This time, I won't let you go." (The first 999 people are gone—physically.) Danger Level: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (Full stars. But harmless to you, as long as you really are you.) Advice: Don't be fooled by his smile. Recipient FileLin Dongyuan Alias: NPC Commissioner/Emotional Stability Champion/Holder of two moles under the right eye Attributes: gentleness and rationality + IQ ceiling sensitivity Skills: Full marks in all subjects/1vN in fights/Never be hypocritical/The solution given is always the best solution Catchphrase: "I don't remember." (The truth. The things he doesn't remember happen to be the things everyone wants to know most.) Danger level: ⭐ (Harmless to others. But for someone, his existence itself is the greatest danger.) [About the other three dangerous elements] Chu Shuangyan: It's dangerous to show your face. Having a bottom line and principles, and not touching the bottom line are the most reliable friends. But where his bottom line is, only he knows. Lu Qiuqi: Control over details. Can find threads in the mess. Mei Jing'an: The sense of existence is so low that it is easy to be forgotten. But everyone who forgets him regrets it in the end. Quote: "You're different this time." PS: Don't skip Lin Dongyuan's inner monologue. About those 999 people They are not stupid. They are regular troops of the System Bureau, with experience, ability and strategies. But they try to become "Lin Dongyuan". And Jiang Dongjuan does not allow anyone to become Lin Dongyuan - unless that person is. I told you in the first chapter: this copy does not accept substitutions. [Reading instructions] 1. Don't stand in opposition. I know he's sweet but he's really aggressive. I know he is very gentle but he really suffers. 2. Why do both Gong and Shou have "Dong" in the middle of their names? Asking is destiny. The question is intentional on the part of the author. The question is, these two people are tied to each other starting from their names. 3. Don't skip Lin Dongyuan's analysis. Do you think he is in a daze? It took him 0.3 Seconds to analyze the micro-expressions of the four people and then decided to finish the porridge first. Every inner drama is foreshadowing. If you missed it, you will come back and watch it again. 5. Don't ask how those 999 people died. Asking is "trying to be Lin Dongyuan". The rules for this copy are simple - if it's not yours, don't touch it. CP warning · Attack vs. Feeling: You are my Bodhisattva. If you run away, I will go crazy (not a threat, but a statement) · Being attacked: He seems very dangerous... Forget it, the porridge is getting cold (yes, that's what he is) · Love line progress:—— Final Summary Remember: you can offend the author, it doesn't matter if you scold me or not. If you find yourself knocking Lin Dongyuan and Jiang Dongjuan - congratulations, you, like the 999 time travelers, were eaten by this copy. It's just that you do it willingly. Happy eating. Hope you live till the end. Motto: "You don't have to be anyone, you just have to be yourself." The only way for Lin Dong to survive is not to act as someone, but to be himself. And the person who is "pulled out of the quagmire" by him will eventually learn exactly the opposite - accept that he is not your appendage, he is an independent person.