"Your Majesty, your ibuprofen is not pure enough"
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Xie Mingzhen was dressed as an abandoned concubine in the cold palace, and when she opened her eyes, the tyrant grabbed her by the neck and pinned her to the ground.
She coughed up blood and used her last strength to speak out the professional diagnosis:
"You don't have a headache... It's an acute migraine. You need to use ibuprofen."
The tyrant's hand suddenly loosened.
Under the dim candlelight, his red eyes stared at her, and suddenly he asked without any clue:
"Where is my old car...?"
Xie Mingzhen was as angry as a silk thread: "It's, it's going around..."
"——Hahaha!!!" The young emperor burst into tears with laughter, losing his composure for the first time in twenty-seven years.
Later, everyone in the former dynasty and the harem knew that the beauty Xie from the cold palace knew how to make elixirs.
What I am practicing is the "elixir" that can save His Majesty's headache.
Only Xiao Zhi knows——
What was in his "alchemy furnace" was benzene rings, esterification reactions, immature things that could kill people - the hope of returning home.
"Your Majesty, the new elixir is ready." Xie Mingzhen presented the porcelain bottle and said calmly, "But the equipment is not clean and may be poisonous."
Xiao Zhi looked at the porcelain vase and was silent for a moment: "Pass an edict to mention three death row prisoners who will be executed by the Queen of Autumn."
Xie Mingzhen raised his eyes: "Your majesty is kind and kind, give them a chance to redeem their merits?"
Xiao Zhi twitched his lips: "It's waste recycling."
——There are no good people in this palace.
He is a tyrant who can kill his brother for the throne and use death row to pave the way for his return home.
She is a demon concubine who can make elixirs to survive and package poison into "grace" to protect herself.
Until that night, Xiao Zhi picked up his sword and killed all the imperial doctors and prisoners who knew about it, and returned to the alchemy room covered in blood.
He threw her a roll of drawings: "Look, the way home."
Xie Mingzhen unfolded - it was a complete theory of time and space that was exchanged for twenty-seven human lives.
Then, under Xiao Zhi's shocked eyes, she tore the drawing into pieces inch by inch.
"Zhenzhen, you——"
"Your Majesty," she raised her eyes, with the same madness as his, "your migraine can only be cured by this concubine."
"—I will not go back, my concubine."
Reading Guide
Double time travel, 1V1, HE, both are not good things
The black-hearted pharmacy girl x the crazy criticizing male tyrant
Pharmaceuticals serve feelings, palace fighting is a game, and scheming against each other is a daily routine
The male protagonist is responsible and established, and the female protagonist is refined and self-interested. They are a perfect match.
Emotional line: from taking advantage of each other to colluding with each other to having to do it with you
Concept: The emperor also wants to be loved