After transmigrating, Da Ji discovered he’d become the infamous beauty. To change his fate, he deliberately transformed into a man.
Male Da Ji: “So these are the two demons who were burned to death? It’s cruel, and I want to save you, but I can barely save myself. I’m sorry~”
The sisters, hearing his thoughts, exchanged glances, both seeing the surprise in each other’s eyes. Then they looked back at the man who’d promised to be their sister, only to transform into an old lady instead.
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He’d planned to make a graceful escape, but the three of them still ended up at the Wa Palace.
Nuwa: “I want you to go to the royal palace in Zhaoge.”
Male Da Ji: “So? You want me to turn King Zhou gay? Yikes~ I can’t do that. Husbands are great, but I’m not being the other woman!”
Nuwa: “Why do I get the feeling you’re more maternal than I am, the Holy Mother of Humanity?”
King Zhou: “Where did this cheeky fox get so much to say?”
Some seme: “I want to deepen the karmic bond between us.”
Everyone else: “Good idea!”
Some seme: “Wait, don’t steal my Dao companion!”
Da Ji had no idea his inner thoughts had become a total giveaway. He just thought he was making the most of his fox-spirit talents. “Hey, don’t crowd around me! You’re going to make me think you’re interested in me!”
Coming soon: Invasion from Another World: My Card-Bound Seme Is a Little Strange
Yun Miao, a naive college student, entered a novel in his sleep, accompanied by a female AI voice. The good news was that he’d read it. The bad news was that he’d listened to it while falling asleep…
After two months of working hard to become a cleaner, he got lucky and acquired a phantom card.
Everyone else: “An alien invasion is underway. Your zodiac sign determines your fated card!”
Yun Miao: “Awesome! This card is a handsome guy. From now on, I’ll call you Seme Number One.”
Zhu Changfeng: “I can’t shake the feeling there’ll be a Husband Number Two and a Seme Number Three. It’s like he’s putting horns on himself…”
Yun Miao had never met any handsome guys, so he treated the phantom like a dumb AI. After it materialized, touching its abs and pinching its hands became everyday habits.
Zhu Changfeng, who had been possessed and betrayed by the novel’s protagonist, was forced to become Yun Miao’s fated card and stay by the boy’s side. To uncover more, he could only pretend to be a dumb AI next to that blockhead.
Yun Miao: “He’s so innocent. I love him. But the novel’s male lead has seen it all, and even if this guy is only a phantom, he doesn’t deserve someone as beautiful and pure as me.”
Zhu Changfeng: “I’ve always kept myself pure, and I’ve never met anyone so shameless and perverted.”
Yun Miao knew the phantom’s true identity and was always on edge. When a card appeared that could separate the two of them, he was beside himself with joy. But why did the other guy still look so grumpy?
Theme: Don’t believe in fate. Believe in yourself.
