I Am the Protagonist! Hey, Vongolas!

[Daily update, 21:00 p. M. [Currently 12000/50000 manuscripts are saved] [The current prize pool for male guests is 800/590/270/D/690/180/100, and the number of awards is increasing! [Previous titles: "I jumped to my old classmate's company", "Why did my old classmate drive a Land Rover before me", "Such a cool character should be mine", "Does the Evil King's True Eye also want to fall in love?" ! ? ! , For more details, please click on the selected comments I am a social animal. Civilian. …I don't understand why I failed in junior high school, but I was able to work as a civil servant after graduation. But anyway, I still got the job, maybe because I am a connected person (hmm). Unfortunately, after two years of fishing, my relationship with the client collapsed. I can't stay in this place anymore! I, a civilian, was forced to resign. …It's so hard to find a job. Why is this society so realistic and I really need a job? All in all, it was too difficult to find a job after losing my status as a related household. In order to get a job, I started to make up random things on my resume: proficient in hacking technology, murder business, intelligence management, torture to extract confessions... I showed my resume to netizens, who commented: Your chuunibyou is still not cured. So what! I haven't gotten a job based on this resume. On a humid rainy day, I was led by HR through the long corridor, and suddenly I saw a familiar figure flashing past. This, this, this... This, this, this! ! ! I pointed at the figure and shouted: "■■■■You, you, you, you actually betrayed your dignity!" Damn it, she's definitely here to be a pretty girl when she's wearing such gorgeous clothes, definitely! ■■■■Turn around and saw me. A ferocious look appeared on his face that had remained unchanged for ten years: "How dare you appear in front of me!!!!" I dropped HR, turned over and started wrestling with him. Later, when I learned that ■■■■ was the head of the company's department, I was devastated. I cried: This is different from what we promised, we said the classmates would pretend that the plot should be mine. Why are you trying to steal my script? Woohoo! Worse was coming. There are six departments in charge of the company, and the names of the six leaders are all familiar. The name of the company president is even more confusing. I roared: Is this right? ! Where is the end of the crane you promised! You were still copying my homework when you were in junior high school, why did you become the CEO now? ! What's more tragic than not being able to drive a Land Rover is how you, old classmate, got to drive a Land Rover. What is more tragic than an old classmate driving a Land Rover is that his labor force became a screw in the old classmate's Land Rover. The 24-year-old ■■■■ never forgets to complain about his original intention: I always feel that with such a screw, the Land Rover will explode at any time. I don't care if it explodes or not, I don't recognize this small family-run company! I want to change jobs! I roared and ran away. Then Rapture slipped back and put on the ring. Me: Bigamy is illegal, right? Got the answer: We are mafia. What happened to violating the marriage law? Me: ... Mafia? "... Ah, it's exposed." The black-haired young man laughed heartily: "But it's too late for Mel to run away now." Me: How could someone's chuunibyou be worse than mine? Of course this cool character should be mine! ! ! (Yelling again) · At the age of fourteen, he was sent to the future by a rocket launcher ten years later. In those short five minutes, he confirmed that his future self would have close companions, a career to strive for, and a lover to love. Every day from now on, he looks forward to becoming his future self. ——He didn't know that ten years later, he would be handed a script about breaking up and getting back together. · The text is in third person. The heroine is a desperate chuunibyou (probably) extremely egotistical character. She may do very rude things (probably) and her moral sense is very average (definitely). She cannot guarantee or force everyone's likes. If you cannot accept it, you can click on the upper left corner to leave. ALL direction. The heroine is a heartthrob. The above "he" refers to all male guests. "■■■■" Belongs to the male guest who has a name but cannot appear in the copy. The number of seats for male guests in the first column will increase as the number of manuscripts deposited by the author increases. There is a background of Fifty Cents Little Stray Dogs, but no Little Stray Dogs plot. Things have changed for the kids, there's the Five Buck Dinky backstory, there's no Little Dinky plot. A personal XP masterpiece with a large number of lethal original settings and characters. It barely follows the original plot line. Half emotional and half drama. Click to eat me and Vongola after ten years of bleeding (oh yeah) · The reason why I don't reply to long comments is blackpink: I'm afraid that if I say too much, it will spoil the story. Intention: Shine with confidence