You are nineteen years old, and you are passively unemployed because Batman captured your boss in Arkham.
On the day you left your job, you picked up a little black cat. This kitten told you: it is a system and is here to help you.
Okay, come on, you really need help. Do you want to become stronger or richer? It doesn't matter, you all need it——
By the way, should you buy lottery tickets now and consider buying a car or a house? Oh, I should start by getting a new mobile phone! You know it! That's the process!
Then according to the system prompts, you have completed the novice task, obtained the first task reward, and unlocked the name of the system——
[Shenhao cub development system]
Having been dazzled by Shenhao, you have already begun to dream about a better life in the future: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Shenhao system is going to be developed! ! ! I'm going to become a god and surpass Bruce Wayne, hahahaha! The richest man in Gotham is going to be replaced hahahaha!
Cat System: First of all, you need to go to bed before nine o'clock. Then, you can no longer eat junk food.
Calm down: ... No one took care of me like this when I was a child, and I'm so old now! ! !
Cat System: Finally, you can only use electronic devices for half an hour a day.
You start to escape reality: ... It seems that I must be too tired from work recently and have a brain problem. That must be the case.
At nine o'clock in the evening, you are lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling without feeling sleepy, and there is a kitten supervising your sleep lying next to you.
Of course, you can tell the system that it has bound the wrong person. You are not a cub at all. You are already an adult and even working——
But this is a Shenhao system. This is a divine system!
No one should be able to refuse the Shenhao System! You can't, anyway.
Cat System: Yes, a five-year-old child should fall asleep at this point. If you don't get enough sleep, you will not grow taller in the future.
You: ... Haha, yes.
You violated your conscience (which you don't have)!
Then you discover that there may be something wrong with this system.
You: System, come on, tell me, did you say that the dark figure wearing a black cloak not far away who could kill ten of me with one punch is a child as old as me? !
System: Yes, there are many such children in this city, but it doesn't matter. You can definitely help them solve their problems and become friends with them. Children need more friends, and human social interaction must be cultivated from an early age...
You ignored the system's thoughts.
Is it too late for you to admit that you are not five years old and run away? !
*
Batman was the last one in the family to know that Jason had a girlfriend.
Of course, he even knows Jason's girlfriend.
(Not aware of this) New stock god Yurika: Yes, that's right, I am a wealthy woman and he is my pretty boy.
The batman looked at Jason, who was 183cm tall and weighed 200 pounds:... Pretty boy?
Jason: Haha, I am.
Eating tips:
1. The system's judgment standard is: whatever it considers to be a child is a child.
2. There is really no logic, there is really no logic.
3. Dice will be used in the text to make choices.
4. Atypical and heroic writing, maybe not a cool writing
5.——2026.4.23.
Purpose: Live well no matter what
Reader comments
Some people may think this is cool and a slap in the face to the other party, but when I think about the other party getting a commission from this, I feel very unhappy.
I started writing books seriously. . .
I really want to know Jason's expression when he knows that Eureka sponsors Batman, hahaha
The two of them conducted a stream of consciousness Q&A (bushi
Such a cute article... I feel like the author's kitten used her cat's paw to knock it out [please]
Ahhhhh! ! I laughed like a retard when I saw it at the beginning, but I was very touched later! ! Love it, love it
Oh, Sisyphus is family
It's so cute. The author is the best author I've ever read about cats. The little cat just wants to be with the little girl forever [poor]
It's okay to mention it in one stroke, but how to get along with Jason after the relationship was established and the story of the copywriting are also mentioned in one stroke [laughing and crying] The progress bar was pulled up too fast, which made me feel like it was going to end in an outline [loading] [melted]
Catching the bug easily, "For example, you will never happen again when such a disaster occurs" → "How can they respond when the time comes" → When? "You can handle everything I left behind" →
I have read this book for the third time. I like this book so much. I am still reading it everywhere. The career and emotional lines are quite beautiful...
It's really great. The closer I get to the end of the reading process, the more regretful I feel because I haven't recovered my past memories. But fortunately, in the last few weeks, I remembered the memories of my previous life, which made me feel complete.
The last sentence made me cry, especially combined with the current harsh employment environment... Yurika, you are a good baby
Okay, then let's step on the banana peel and slide into the distance [dog head]
Sisyphus is a good cat [poor]
Are you ready to finish it? The copywriting of ww has been recycled. It's very cute.
Lily is awesome! Always be yourself🥰
I can't do it anymore. Why is my willpower so low? No wonder I'm lazy.
It's great to have so many updates every time
Come on, author! It doesn't matter if you have to be slow, as long as you keep writing and don't cheat! (I have fallen into the pit many times), take your time, and only after you have adjusted yourself can you write well (sinister smile) [laughing]
I feel like writing this article requires a little bit of radio waves, or maybe the one the teacher wrote before was also very radio-friendly! Come and see if you feel it~
Oi, outside the window, there is a plague, children, it feels very dangerous
Although I know that the real situation is not what I imagined, the thought of a cat carefully watching the surveillance makes me feel so cute! [Shy]
Some people in the comment area said that there is no cp, but isn't it marked as the main attack? Skip to the ending to see if there is cp. Why didn't you mention a word... Will the extra chapter be written? It's a bit empty. Is it possible to enter?
I remember that the first time I read this article was many years ago. I actually can't remember many of the previous plots, but this episode has always left an impression on me, and I still cry when I read it again.
If you can't give birth to a son yourself, then you can leave it to me, right? Hahaha [laughing and crying]
The gambling duo is online [laughing and crying]
I'm still confused after seeing the ending... Could it be that the days after Gong Shou will always be with Shou's legal wife? It felt like the ending was too hasty. How Shen Ji fell in love with Gong and how he accepted Feng Xiu's identity was not explained clearly. They got together in a hurry... Was the marriage contract between them just like this?
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
My subscription rate is enough, why can't I watch the extras?
Some people may think this is cool and a slap in the face to the other party, but when I think about the other party getting a commission from this, I feel very unhappy.
I started writing books seriously. . .
I really want to know Jason's expression when he knows that Eureka sponsors Batman, hahaha
The two of them conducted a stream of consciousness Q&A (bushi
Such a cute article... I feel like the author's kitten used her cat's paw to knock it out [please]
Ahhhhh! ! I laughed like a retard when I saw it at the beginning, but I was very touched later! ! Love it, love it
Oh, Sisyphus is family
It's so cute. The author is the best author I've ever read about cats. The little cat just wants to be with the little girl forever [poor]
It's okay to mention it in one stroke, but how to get along with Jason after the relationship was established and the story of the copywriting are also mentioned in one stroke [laughing and crying] The progress bar was pulled up too fast, which made me feel like it was going to end in an outline [loading] [melted] Catching the bug easily, "For example, you will never happen again when such a disaster occurs" → "How can they respond when the time comes" → When? "You can handle everything I left behind" →
I have read this book for the third time. I like this book so much. I am still reading it everywhere. The career and emotional lines are quite beautiful...
It's really great. The closer I get to the end of the reading process, the more regretful I feel because I haven't recovered my past memories. But fortunately, in the last few weeks, I remembered the memories of my previous life, which made me feel complete.
The last sentence made me cry, especially combined with the current harsh employment environment... Yurika, you are a good baby
Okay, then let's step on the banana peel and slide into the distance [dog head]
Sisyphus is a good cat [poor]
Are you ready to finish it? The copywriting of ww has been recycled. It's very cute.
Lily is awesome! Always be yourself🥰
I can't do it anymore. Why is my willpower so low? No wonder I'm lazy.
It's great to have so many updates every time
Come on, author! It doesn't matter if you have to be slow, as long as you keep writing and don't cheat! (I have fallen into the pit many times), take your time, and only after you have adjusted yourself can you write well (sinister smile) [laughing]
I feel like writing this article requires a little bit of radio waves, or maybe the one the teacher wrote before was also very radio-friendly! Come and see if you feel it~
Oi, outside the window, there is a plague, children, it feels very dangerous
Although I know that the real situation is not what I imagined, the thought of a cat carefully watching the surveillance makes me feel so cute! [Shy]
Some people in the comment area said that there is no cp, but isn't it marked as the main attack? Skip to the ending to see if there is cp. Why didn't you mention a word... Will the extra chapter be written? It's a bit empty. Is it possible to enter?
I remember that the first time I read this article was many years ago. I actually can't remember many of the previous plots, but this episode has always left an impression on me, and I still cry when I read it again.
If you can't give birth to a son yourself, then you can leave it to me, right? Hahaha [laughing and crying]
The gambling duo is online [laughing and crying]
I'm still confused after seeing the ending... Could it be that the days after Gong Shou will always be with Shou's legal wife? It felt like the ending was too hasty. How Shen Ji fell in love with Gong and how he accepted Feng Xiu's identity was not explained clearly. They got together in a hurry... Was the marriage contract between them just like this?
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
My subscription rate is enough, why can't I watch the extras?
When will the new article be published?