Others had a smooth time opening Goldfinger when they walked through the book, but I went straight to hell when I walked through the book - turning into the cannon fodder passerby who killed the villain in the original novel.
System: Defeat the villain, otherwise you will die suddenly on the spot.
I:? ? ? The villain boss kills people without blinking an eye, am I not delivering food?
In order to save my life, I had no choice but to bite the bullet. When others were afraid of the villain, I gave him snacks; when others avoided the villain, I gave him warmth; before the villain turned dark, I was more active than anyone else in being his "caring little cotton-padded jacket".
As a result... Boss, why do you look at me more and more wrong? Also, stop following me! I just want to survive! Hey!
This is a hilarious story about a coward who accidentally turns a villain into his loyal dog in order to save his life.
Intention: Even if you are in a desperate situation, you should be optimistic about things, resolve the crisis with charlatanism and sincerity, and gain love that goes in both directions.