
Can I Have a Wife Who Is a Genius Swordsman While Lying Down?
躺平也能有天才剑修老婆吗
by Mei Cili (梅辞里)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 151k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 22d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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After Zhou Zhiyan, the boss of the apocalyptic experimental body, died together with the Zombie King, he was bound by King Juan's immortality system and traveled to the world of immortality. He wanted to lie down, but the system was a scroll king and used various means to pursue him to cultivate immortality and enter the Xuanling Sect, the first of the four major sects. Oh, the ultimate goal of cultivating immortals is to enter the sect and save their young sect master. The system also said that the young sect leader, who was known as the best swordsman in the world, was his true love wife who was closely related to his marriage. * Zhou Zhiyan is half-blooded as a zombie. He is cold-hearted and has a shallow family relationship. He died in the city in his last life just because he was tired of the hypocrisy of his relatives. The people often praised and cursed him. It's a pity that the system always has a filter on him and puts the name of savior on him, hoping that he can save the rightful young master of the immortal world and save the world. He scoffed at this. In the alley where they first met, he was induced with zombie genes by magic poison and almost sucked his blood and ate flesh... From then on, the young sect master often looked at him with a cautious and vigilant look. Oops, this genius swordsman seems to have discovered his true identity. Zhou Zhiyan covered his racing heart and observed this somewhat fierce food with interest. Driven by emotion, he was selective and allowed the system to perform tasks. But he did his job in a perfunctory manner, only protecting the sword cultivator's life but looking on coldly at the blood and injuries he suffered. But later on, he was the one who demanded good morning, good afternoon, and good night kisses every day. It was he who gave up half of his zombie blood and endured the pain of near-death reorganization just to forge a life-and-death blood contract to fight against the catastrophe for the young man. * His mission was exposed unexpectedly. The genius swordsman was disgusted by his approach and disgusted with his half-zombie body. He cut off his robes and severed ties with him and told him to get out. Of course Zhou Zhiyan wouldn't listen, and he would follow suit even if he was too shameless. The troubled little sword cultivator threw out his Tianwen Sword and warned coldly, "Save some face." Zhou Zhiyan raised his hands in surrender and said innocently: "Honey, you clearly know that I am not a human being, so what's the use of asking for face?" "..." When a zombie-hybrid half-human becomes shameless, no matter how upright the young sect leader is, he wants to get up secretly in the middle of the night and sew his mouth shut. The lying boss met Wei Guangzheng's destined lover, and was forced to return to his old career and save the absurd and hateful world together with his lover. *********** The following is the advance payment ************** Pang Jun was transformed into a cannon fodder, and the system told him that he could go home after successfully preventing the villain Yan Haoyu from treason. Three years later, the villain Yan Haoyu besieged Beijing with an army and bloodbathed the imperial city. After seizing power as his elder brother, he became ruthless and brutal, killing men and powerful men. A Dongchang eagle claw silenced countless people. At this time, the villain had just experienced a tragedy in his family. He was reduced from a peerless young general admired by thousands of people to a lowly criminal slave. He was tortured by the bullies in the villages and towns in southern Xinjiang. His hands that used to hold pens and guns developed frostbite from working. He was housed with dogs to deprive him of food. He also had his body taken over by the bullies of his master's family. As soon as Pang Jun opened his eyes, the candlelight was dim, and in the red gauze curtain, a graceful beauty with a waist as tall as a willow tree was trembling and weeping pitifully. After that, he found himself... A bully who was fat, bloated, ruthless, and full of alcohol and lust. Delicate flowers stuck in pig manure? Under the supervision of the system, Pang Jun started his task seriously. "Host, you are going to capture the villain tonight, humiliate him to the extreme, and make him suffer from high fever for three days and three nights." Pang Jun immediately turned cold, grabbed the villain by the collar and lifted him away from the bed like he was plucking onions on dry land, and said coldly: "Tonight, I will make you stand and think about your faults while facing the wall." Yan Haoyu's eyes froze like a little wolf's vigilance: ...(Silently taking back the sharp broken pieces of porcelain in his sleeves) "Host, do you want to take possession, not stand? How come a great CEO doesn't even understand this?" Pang Jun: "Oh, haven't you ever done any background music? I'm illiterate. I just came out of the mountains and was admitted back to a wealthy family by my rich father." There is a story spread throughout the Pang Village. The bully of the Pang Family has completely changed his appearance. He has turned from a fat pig into a handsome man who looks better than Pan An. He is more doting on the sin slave brother he bought back than ever before. Not only does he ask famous doctors to nurse him back to health, but his brocade and grosgrain clothes are not the same every day, and the signature dishes of the county restaurant are not missed every time. He even has to marry him again and make him the main husband! In this world, who would have such a big heart for a despicable person like Brother, who is still a slave to sin! Just when everyone was envious, jealous, and lamented that this sinful slave was really good in life, he ran away with the freshly made deed of marriage when he was about to get married. * Yan Haoyu took out the baggage that had been packed from the secret compartment under the bed and fled late at night. However, he bumped into his husband in the woods three miles away from the village entrance. The heavy gaze looked at him and the words were like a thousand words: "We are getting married tomorrow. Husband, where are you going?" "I... I'm sorry, we are not the same person." Yan Haoyu thought that he would have nothing to do with that person from now on. The three short years of hatred and resentment, use and deception, warmth and love were all buried deep in that night. But he didn't expect that the world was in turmoil and the imperial power changed. He led the Xuanjia Army to besiege the capital, met with the leader of the rebels and the emperor of the new dynasty, but saw his... Husband who he felt guilty after being away for many days? Purpose: Lovers should support each other to move forward