Really • A retired veteran cadre who is beautiful, strong but extremely lazy × Long Gong, a serious and responsible person who has a miserable life experience but is very cautious and cute
(The author screams: Dragon Fox CP is so high!!!)
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My name is Hu Sanhua, a male, a tricolor vixen with a rare fur color. The world collapsed at the beginning.
I am a good fox who practices seriously and diligently, and I have been PUA by the sect for 300 years. After I finally got the golden elixir, I was stabbed in the back by the righteous sect that I grew up in. In the end, the golden elixir was dug out, my spiritual roots were destroyed, and not even a drop of my blood was left. I was thrown into the abyss of death in the devil world like a piece of rag.
The abuse article ends here, because there is actually an ancient retired cadre activity center hidden under the abyss. I let a dragon pick it up and became my master inexplicably.
From then on, I carried the PTSD left over from my former sect, and lived my life cautiously and suspiciously. I always feel that people from the former sect are coming to harm me, my old, weak, sick and lazy Master Long who is "powerless", as well as the "weak, pitiful and helpless" Abyss villagers. When I think about all the bad people outside, I feel so angry that my pubic area hurts. No, I want to become stronger and tragedy will never happen again!
After fighting with the air for three hundred rounds... I found that the enemy seemed to be afraid of me, but this must be their conspiracy to influence my judgment. I have to be more careful.
Finally...
I was just taking care of my master who was too lazy to take care of himself. Why did he somehow become a demon and unify the three realms?
... Impossible, absolutely impossible!
----------The following content is purely the author's own rap. There are spoilers, so you don't have to read it ----------
My master was the first dragon in the world, and he lived for a whole Yuanhui.
When the gods saw it, their vision went dark, and when the gods saw it, they shed tears.
Although he is a very good dragon, he is surprisingly lazy.
He said that there is no need to work hard to become an immortal, since Heaven is his younger brother anyway.
It is not easy to live forever, so let the Tenth Palace Yama come to obey the order.
His team is half a copy of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and is good at everything from washing and cooking.
I believed in his shoes, thinking that from then on I could put them in pieces and lie flat.
Until the Three Realms were in turmoil for 3,000 years, no one had ever managed it. Only then did he think of asking: "Call the people in charge of the demon world to listen."
The subordinate replied: "You are the one in charge."
He slapped his forehead and got up, scratched his butt and looked around, and saw me doing Tai Chi next to him. (Saying shame for the sake of rhyme)
"Sanhua, can you become the Demon Lord?"
Sanhua: So, I became the most miserable demon in history. Every day's work is not to dominate the world and commit evil, but to approve memorials, approve memorials, or TMD approve memorials ( ≧Д≦)...
All the demons under me are dedicated to reading and understanding, and their imaginations are becoming more and more bizarre.
They said I scratched my head as if I was having an epiphany.
They said that my gesture of crying while criticizing the memorial was beautiful and concerned about the country and the people.
They said I was very thoughtful and had hidden murderous intent in every step I took.
I just want to say, Master, I want to resign and find another job, is that okay?
The master rolled himself up into a golden pile with a suspicious shape in his nest, with half of his head exposed and said he was not in a hurry.
"Take some sleep for me, master, and we'll bring this up later."
Intention: Whoever falls in love with this Class B will be admitted.
