[The core meme is "Girls, let's sell rotten food to make quick money in the next life." Cutting off leg meat, babies who don't like it should be careful] [Multiple forums, mainline idols + actors, early Internet celebrities also got involved]
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It's another house-breaking season, and the man Gan Leran is chasing has fallen out again, and it's still the same three-piece suit - cheating, dating, and becoming a baby daddy.
Gan Leran has no choice.
She chatted with the star chaser: [When will the idol world introduce the rule that only eunuchs can be male idols? !
The partner's name is Shen Shuyu, and the two of them met through star chasing. Now their idols have changed several times, but their friendship remains.
Shen Shuyu: [When I debuted, I sold rotten food more than gay men. When it becomes more popular, I will sell CP fans and become heterosexual, haha.
The two people started a hearty discussion——
Gan Leran: [Haha, the road was too smooth when I came here, I'm used to it. The male beans still make money too quickly. It's a pity that we are not men. Otherwise, if I were an idol, I would work hard to make money by selling shit, and I would never lose my house if I am full of beans.
Shen Shuyu: [No one is better at selling stuff than me. The entertainment industry should give me an award for the best selling stuff.
Gan Leran: [Oh, let's be an idol in the next life. As a natural idol with a provocative physique, regardless of the usual controversies, when I go on stage, everyone will love me, and my fans will dote on me.
Shen Shuyu: [I want to be the royal family of beautiful trash. Even if you are useless in both singing and dancing, give me your part, C position, and personality.
Shen Shuyu: [It is best for me to have a memory in my next life. I have been pretending to be a top student since I was a child. If I enter the circle, I will be Kochi.
Gan Leran: [It would be better if you can travel through time, but I can't have less money, wear it with me.
The two of them felt happy just saying that.
The next day.
Gan Leran opened his eyes, traveled to a parallel world ten years ago, and became a boy. When he looked in the mirror, he was so handsome that his pupils dilated.
Gan Leran: "?"
Gan Leran: "?!"
Just by looking at this face, you can get a call! Not to mention, she has really become a natural idol who can sing and dance!
... Take, where are you? !
She also wore a star-chasing outfit, and now she is enjoying the scenery on the rooftop of her 100-story building.
They are indeed a royal family... So royal that it dazzles the eyes...
The two met their close friends in the mountains and rivers, looked at each other, and had a perfect understanding - let's hook up and sell sex, right? !
We are here for the top position in domestic entertainment; we are here for 208w daily salary!
Sell power, sell huge sums of money, sell a bright life.
With the strength of the two of us, we are serious about selling sex, adhering to the principle that idols don't fall in love, and working hard to make money. It's not time to insert ourselves into the internal entertainment circle. It's time!
Demining collection:
1. It is a personal XP work. There is nothing that can add value, and there is no risk of people thinking deeply. Just throw your brain away and you will be happy.
2. The meme comes from the video of Music Note Software: "Best friend, let's make money by selling sex in the next life."
3. The protagonist has no prototype. If there is one, he or she will be stuck in the center of the earth and unable to stand up.
4. Comments written by real people may trigger deletion. Different dimensions, everyone is beautiful in their own right, okay?
5. The flavor of this article is different from that of Yuemi next door. There is a lot of selling content, and CP fans will not be sold. Moreover, the protagonist can act and take on characters with CP (red alert!
6. The heartthrob type. Both men and women have single arrows directed at the protagonist. The protagonist has no moral potential and will not respond to any character.
7. All brainless novels need a brain storage place, I will put one here (——)
[Discussion on the problem of wrong frequency]:
After asking the editor, the body has always been male, the perspective is male and the protagonist has no emotional line. It is a non-CP channel, there is no wrong frequency, it is not diverse.
Purpose: Life needs to be supported by career