It's finished. I didn't click Finish because I wanted to hit the rankings~(￣▽￣~)~
[Baikiri Black Love Brain Yin Dampness Attack × Uninhibited, free and easy High IQ Business Wife Suffering (Growth Type)]
[BL|Double Strong|Group Portrait|Multi-line Narrative|Policy|Emotional Flow|Old Enemies Become Lovers|1V1 Double Cleanliness|Full Text Saved]
Five years ago, Shang Wenqiu and Liu Xia had a fight in Luoyang, and both of them were almost half dead. This incident caused quite a stir in Luoyang at that time. According to folk rumors, the scene at that time was as follows:
Shang Wenqiu: I'll beat you to death!
Liu Xia: He is so good-looking...
Shang Wenqiu:? Bro, I'm not gay! ! !
Five years later, Shang Wenqiu accepted a fatal mission and personally went to the grassland to recruit his "dear" nemesis Liu Xia.
Liu Xia: Hey, are there any distinguished guests today?
Shang Wenqiu:...
Liu Xia: Finally she is willing to look for me (Xun Ran is about to cry).
Shang Wenqiu: ... Brother, I seem to be... Gay.
All the civil and military officials in the dynasty thought that the two of them were incompatible with each other, and their colleagues who were addicted to CP were all beaten out.
Until the bird was gone and the bow was hidden, Shang Wenqiu was charged with treason and sent to death row.
…
Later, the border was at war.
Shang Wenqiu slowly raised the rebel flag towards the capital.
And Liu Xia's cavalry stood side by side with him.
Mountains and rivers are for employment, and the world is for bureaucracy.
"When a man of the Han family comes out of Hanguan, thousands of miles of military equipment and rivers are turbulent. The iron hoof crushes Hu Qi's dream, and the sky breaks with dawn and shines with glory."
PS. Although the copywriting is of this virtue, the main text is not a comedy style. It is definitely funny and light-hearted, but many plots are a bit heavy, so proceed with caution.
Intention: The spirit of youth is an irreplaceable thing