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Bai Xingmian, after 20 years of hard study + nuclear fusion in ancestral graves, he passed the civil service examination and passed the Central Committee.
I happily packed my things and got ready to go to work, but it turned out that the rental house was too small, there were too many pirated materials in the house, and the formaldehyde was so heavy that Bai Xingmian fainted from the inhalation.
When he woke up again, he traveled to France and gained supernatural powers.
There was a beautiful mature man in front of him saying: My name is Charles Baudelaire, and I am talking to you on behalf of France.
We have no hostility towards you, it's just that your identity is special, and you now have the potential to become a transcendent, so we must control you.
The other party asked Bai Xingmian again: Are you willing to join the French government? Be our companion?
Wait, let him first see where he is from in this life... Japanese!
Very good, the results of the second choice have been obtained!
Ha ha! He's hit again!
*
Bai Xingmian settled down in France and became a temporary student of Baudelaire.
He clearly has a bright future, but the psychological abnormality caused by the way he died in his previous life is still chasing Bai Xingmian.
At night, Bai Xingmian shed tears and swore to the stars in the sky: I need a lot of money, and a lot of love!
The next morning, Bai Xingmian: Let's talk about love later. Teacher Baudelaire, share some of the money you borrowed with me first, I can use it.
Bai Xingmian: Teacher, please, you are the best.
Baudelaire who eavesdropped last night:? ? ?
Is this how to make money? Is the other party going too far...
Stop crying, stop crying, why don't you give him money?
*
There was something that Baudelaire couldn't figure out.
He obviously only guided Bai Xingmian briefly when he first came to work. By the way, he took the initiative to spend most of the savings of himself and his close friends when Bai Xingmian was short of investment. He also took the initiative to step in when Bai Xingmian was targeted... In short, he just did what a qualified leader should do.
But Bai Xingmian just fell in love with him.
There was nothing he could do, he couldn't refuse, right? How sad would it be if he rejected Bai Xingmian?
Other colleagues: Tell the truth.
Baudelaire: I lent Bai Xingmian too much money. If I don't become his lover, he won't pay it back. Alas, there's nothing I can do about it.
Baudelaire: Alas, love, alas, sunk costs.
Other colleagues: ... You borrowed more money from other people, right? Why didn't all those people become your lovers? Is it so difficult to say you just fell in love? !
Small theater:
Many years later, Bai Xingmian told reporters: Many people envy my current achievements and want to know how I did it, but only I know the spicy and delicious flavor along the way...
Reporter: Haha, actually we all know that.
Bai Xingmian: Actually, I am very pitiful. The reason why I am so persistent in making money is because of my past. As we all know, a bad childhood takes a lifetime to make up for...
Reporter: You have been unboxed a long time ago. Your childhood was so happy that you didn't have any trauma at all!
Bai Xingmian: I'm so scared of poverty! Lack of love and fear! ! !
Reporter: You have been rich since you were a child! The Shiratori family's money is all on you! You even have a boyfriend now! There's still money to spend! You're almost done! ! !
1. Bai Xingmian/White Bird Xingmian (time travel version) (suffer) × Baudelaire (attack), 1v1, no secondary cp
2. There will be a plot in Yokohama. After all, the protagonist has a Japanese identity, but there are not many plots in Yokohama. The main plot is in Europe.
3. Theft protection is temporarily 80%, and will be reduced later.
4. Daily updates, updates at 18:00, and occasional updates at 12:00. If you have saved manuscripts, you can rest assured~
Purpose: Life is about loving yourself and the people around you
I haven't seen enough at all. Every time I get to the point where I'm watching, I'm gone [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
May the nutrient solution turn into a galaxy flowing on the author's keyboard!
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
One bottle for you, one bottle for me, the author comes to dominate the screen~
I voted for the author's "nourishing nutrient solution". Remember to take a sip when you stay up late typing~
Aim! Launch mines! The author greatly captures my deep love for you!
[Cat Claw]
The new nutrient solution is here~ Come on, come on, come on!
The Nutrient Solution (1/1) achievement has been achieved, and there is a certain chance of an update being dropped. Please keep up the good work, knights.
Manual star eye. I'll give you more water, and please grow stronger, little sapling.
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
新的营养液来咯~加油加油加油!
哼!!看,看在你更新的这么辛苦的份上,多给你浇些营养液!要,要加油哦!!!
看完啦还不错
Bottles of nutrient solution inject full vitality!
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
[橘糖]嗑到了
Has it been updated today? More. Is the nutrient solution watered? Watered.
营养液(1/1)成就达成,有一定几率掉落更新,请侠士再接再厉
Don't stop typing, I'm here with nutrient solution supplies!
[Poor] When will everyone's Alpaca Superman come back? He can't be copied again and again before he changes back.
The author is great, the nutrient solution comes with my love~
I've come to see you with my nutrient solution in my arms. Hand over the manuscript depositor quickly! ! !
Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
男二戏好多,不是1v1吗,不想看什么男主接纳的剧情,虽然这里男主的本意可能是利用一起有用的人共渡难关,但还是不想看说要断男二念头但又给他机会的剧情
两个人都好可爱(*/∇\*)
所以痛觉转移结束了吗,现在是变小猫
期待[空碗][空碗][空碗]
I haven't seen enough at all. Every time I get to the point where I'm watching, I'm gone [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
May the nutrient solution turn into a galaxy flowing on the author's keyboard!
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
One bottle for you, one bottle for me, the author comes to dominate the screen~
I voted for the author's "nourishing nutrient solution". Remember to take a sip when you stay up late typing~
Aim! Launch mines! The author greatly captures my deep love for you!
[Cat Claw]
The new nutrient solution is here~ Come on, come on, come on!
The Nutrient Solution (1/1) achievement has been achieved, and there is a certain chance of an update being dropped. Please keep up the good work, knights.
Manual star eye. I'll give you more water, and please grow stronger, little sapling.
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
新的营养液来咯~加油加油加油!
哼!!看,看在你更新的这么辛苦的份上,多给你浇些营养液!要,要加油哦!!!
看完啦还不错
Bottles of nutrient solution inject full vitality!
Ding~ Nutrient solution blessing update is stress-free!
[橘糖]嗑到了
Has it been updated today? More. Is the nutrient solution watered? Watered.
营养液(1/1)成就达成,有一定几率掉落更新,请侠士再接再厉
Don't stop typing, I'm here with nutrient solution supplies!
[Poor] When will everyone's Alpaca Superman come back? He can't be copied again and again before he changes back.
The author is great, the nutrient solution comes with my love~
I've come to see you with my nutrient solution in my arms. Hand over the manuscript depositor quickly! ! !
Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me an extra bottle? OK!
[Orange Candy] Got it
Come on, code word, enough nutrient solution!