The World's Number One Is Also Serving as a Vase Today

[Updated every other day at 18:00 every night, and the list will be updated later] (The heartthrob who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger is attacked by a sinister, affectionate and paranoid boss) In the era of superheroes, governments around the world are inflaming themselves crazily, and every city is mass-producing "city guardians." Ye Liuxi is a non-staff member of the Super League Office in City C. His profile is D. He has useless abilities and physical strength. He is sent to repair alarms, fill out forms, and make coffee for his colleagues on a daily basis—— He privately believes that he is the transparent background of the superhero world, the most popular person among strangers. However, in the eyes of others, whenever they see him, they all lament that such a handsome man, with a face like a crown of jade, and an aristocratic body like a relegated immortal, is actually a peerless vase who has a miserable life experience and can only be favored by sex. Looking at the rumors in the office's internal forum, Ye Liuxi, who had been working diligently all day, threw the terminal angrily: Isn't my character an honest person? Who is the voluptuous bitch written on this! However, he was still angry, but he did not dare to resign easily. No one knows that this gentle, taciturn, hard-working "little pitiful" is the one who keeps the global Premier League headquarters awake at night. Due to some force majeure factor, he had no choice but to sign a secret contract and was forced to take on the part-time job of "Newcomer Trainer" at the Super Hero Agency—— Serving as an acting mentor, he guides novice Chaoying into their first actual battle with his flawless script and masterful control of the scene. The work schedule of the top superhero boss and his "bad guy" colleagues is as follows: play a robber on Monday, a kidnapper on Tuesday, and go to the bank to "rob" on Wednesday. ——It's all an immersive teaching copy prepared for those enthusiastic young people. He acted seriously, the students played happily, the world was peaceful, and everyone was happy. Until one sunny morning—— A true A-level bad guy, he kicked open his "set door" with murderous intent. And his cute new students, who had no chance of beating each other, were standing in front of him with bright eyes: "Senior Ye, don't be afraid! We will protect you!" Ye Liuxi: "..." ——It's really not certain who protects whom. - The League of Bad Guys sent an obituary notice, and within one day, C City was besieged. The entire city fell into panic, and citizens were uniformly sent to air-raid shelters for refuge. The government sent teams overnight to provide support in an effort to minimize casualties. However, what no one expected was that the support team had only reached halfway, and this arrogant alliance of bad guys was killed by a single-handed guy overnight. When the news reached the capital, everyone was shocked: ——Oh my God, is this strength enough to enter the top 100 of the Premier League? ——No, no, no, it is said that he is a hero who has no such person on the list. ——I'll go, wild? ! The next day, a certain force majeure factor who came from the capital to help City C entered the conference room with his team. Behind him, colleagues from the capital were talking a lot: The person in City C who started the Bad Guys Alliance hasn't come yet, and it's said that he got his position based on his face—— The current Super Hero Chief, who had already found out who that person was, remained unmoved and sat in the front row with his eyes closed to meditate. Ye Liuxi walked in, and her good looks really surprised everyone. She wanted to prevaricate and run away, but when her eyes touched something, she felt like she was struck by lightning, and she was so scared that she broke out in a cold sweat. A certain chief who had come all the way to arrest someone opened his eyes and said, "Is it because of your face?" A certain world number one who has been hiding under a false identity for three years: Don't dare. - Later, Ye Liuxi was forced into a corner, tears streaming down her face but she didn't dare to resist. She apologized frantically: "I shouldn't have pretended to be weak and tricked you into falling in love. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry..." Bai Yan, whose movements never stopped, tilted his head and sneered: "Don't you have a mouth? Why are you running?" The wedding ring on the necklace fell out of Ye Liuxi's collar. He said awkwardly: "I'm afraid you'll divorce me, so it's better to run away first, hehe..." Bai Yan, who thought he had been a widower for three years, turned red on the spot. "Hey, hey, let's see if I can kill you!" "Spare me—" - Good news came from the capital. It was revealed that the current Super League chief had a wife who had been secretly married for many years. It was rumored that she was a little-known pretty boy. The whole Internet is talking about it. The chief criterion for choosing a mate is actually based on appearance? Later, photos of the secretly held wedding leaked out, and the chief lady's stunning appearance became popular on the Internet. ——This beauty this and this! Isn't our chief a bit dissatisfied with himself? ——It would be a pity not to break into the entertainment industry with this face. ——Hey, I am an old senior of XXX grade in a university majoring in Super English. Why does this chief lady look a bit like someone from our class... Another day, a piece of information about the Super Hero Chief gave netizens a sleepless night: Is there an adulterous affair between the current Super Hero Chief and his colleagues (photo: Chaoying and his close behavior in a mask)? Is the poor chief lady disgusted by her? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? ——Isn't this the number one in the Premier League? I've seen this guy's interview. ——Damn it, if you are a Muqiang sect, don't marry Wadasi's wife! Poor First Lady woo woo woo… Netizens have sent out applications on Baiyan's official account: The fragrant and soft chief lady deserves better, I'll do it——! ! That night, someone was bullied over and over again by the aggrieved big dog. He was so tired that he had no strength and his voice was hoarse: Official, official, official, it's not just an official announcement, hurry up, don't torment me... The next day, Bai Yan's official account posted a photo of himself and his "scandal" colleague. This time, the colleague was wearing a combat uniform, but without a helmet. He looked tired, his mouth was red and swollen, and his ears were so red that they could bleed. She looks exactly like the beautiful First Lady. Caption: Rumors stop with the wise. Netizens:? ? ? Holy shit—— #hilarious contrast+hot-blooded superhero+two-way pulling+Su Shuang slaps in the face #The world's number one superhero hiding from her husband is not a good vase #covering is the evil little white flower plan to save my old life PS: Just for the sake of fun, the author only has the passion for middle school and a bunch of waste in his mind. He has the highest combat ability, but his appearance is very deceiving and he can hit people hard. Save 100,000 manuscripts, so you can rest assured that the Japanese KKK will not cheat you if you follow them. Everyone's suggestions and interactions are welcome. The first three chapters are inspired by the ancient foreign meme Via TheValiantBob: "Officially speaking, you are just a weak D-class villain." "Unofficially, you are actually the most powerful being on the planet. You were secretly hired to provide 'special training' to the novice superheroes and guide them through their first actual combat." "But one day, an A-level villain sabotages your heist, and now you have to protect your 'students.'" Intention: True love is invincible