[The author's column has pre-receipts for the next book Wu Mi. Interested little angels can click to save it~]
As an ordinary person passing by, after my house was blown up for the third time by a mysterious man named Gojo, I finally couldn't help but pray to heaven:
God, I really don't want to move again. Please send whatever you want to protect my house!
So, one day I came home and opened the door, and received a fluffy cat head... Oh no, it was the Yashiki God who protects the house.
The cat winked at me with electric eyes: "Master, please make me shaved ice Daifuku butter potatoes, meow~"
... This is my home, not a wishing fountain!
Moreover, if you keep it, the cat will change:
Today he is a beautiful and terrifying tentacle monster, tomorrow he is a cold and arrogant cool kid, and the day after tomorrow he is a mean and beautiful male high school boy...
There is no room for this many people in my house. JPG
From then on, I was forced to start the life of a cat slave.
It wasn't until the "Gojo family" came to my door and started tossing around that I knew:
This cat is not my Baojiaxian, but is related to the late Mr. Gojo, the director of the demolition office.
So, I sadly gave up custody of the cat.
There was no way, the Gojo family gave too much.
Just when I was about to retire, the cat suddenly changed again.
The man with beautiful white hair slowly approached me, his tall shadow enveloped me, his voice was drawn out as if he was coquettish, but there was no smile in his blue eyes:
"You cursed me because the house was demolished, and now you plan to abandon me? It's really - so sad -"
Sure enough, God does not exist, let alone listen to my wishes.
The only thing that will linger in my life is——
That day, I (and my house) were reminded again of the fear of being dominated by Mr. Gojo.
#An ordinary person passing by, but inexplicably cursed the strongest magician#
**Attachment: "Analysis of the Origin of Asakura Haruka's Curse of Gojo" issued by the High Commissioner:
1. Extremely possible: The accumulation of resentment over the destruction of the Asakura family residence.
2. Quite possible: After verification, Asakura Haruka is the descendant of a family of curse tools. He has extraordinary potential and is more likely to produce powerful curses.
3. Medium possibility: With the same background as above, Asakura Haruka may have used an unknown spell to assist in completing the curse.
4. Maybe it's possible: Because he is Gojo, everything is possible.
(The following content was abridged during proofreading)
5. Extremely unlikely: strong love or other positive emotions.
"I want to long and deeply... Curse my dearest you."
Note: 1. In the timeline after the ending of the main story, there is a private magic modification OOC. All settings are for raising cats and falling in love.
2. Maomao 5/Children 5/DK 5/Teacher 5/Hidden model... All kinds of May Day flavors are available! Stay tuned~
3. HE, let Xiaowu be happy this time after the dust settleswww
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The following is a pre-receipt of the HE five microphone 1v1 imagination article~
"Becoming Gojo's Incompetent Husband"
You are an incompetent husband.
Your wife is beautiful and charming, with hair whiter than fresh snow and eyes clearer than the blue sky.
His wife is so charming yet weak and pitiful that in the outside world, there are bad people everywhere who covet and bully her:
Including the arrogant Rotten Orange boss, the peeping suture lineman, the evil four-handed neighbor...
But, because your setting is an incompetent husband:
So every time your wife is hurt, you will fall asleep, as peaceful as a dead pig.
Unable to protect your wife, you can only hold his slender thighs every day and cry cowardly:
"What kind of husband can I be if I'm like this..."
The considerate wife will only show a dizzying smile;
Then he opened his nightgown towards you and asked lovingly:
"My dear, have you had a hard day at work? Do you want to..."
Alas. You are so useless.
The nosebleeds spread to my wife's abdominal muscles again.
Until one day, you heard your arrogant boss asking your wife in a very OOC desperate tone:
"Gojo Satoru, when will she wake up? How long will we have to play with her?!"
And your helpless wife used a more OOC arrogant tone and replied:
"If you dare to interfere with us, I will kill you."
Note
1. This is the effect of your spell
2. Could this spell mean an incompetent husband?
3. Not necessarily
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Recommend business war articles from relatives and friends, cp is currently being serialized!
"Mistakenly Treating Heaven and Tyrant as Canaries" by Tong Kou
Shi'er initially thought that this was just a love game where money and money were not paid. He only needs to abide by his professional ethics and play the role of a stunning pretty boy who is pampered by his financial sponsor.
Who would have imagined that he would meet a top-notch succubus for the first time in the sea. Even if he tried his best, he could not resist the charm of the benefactor who threw money at her.
Forget it, since she loves him so much, then out of the pretty boy's professional ethics, he should reluctantly give a little sincerity!
During the day, I watched her kill everyone in the business world, and at night, she devoted herself to her duties and worked hard in the bed. While enjoying her caring love, he watched coldly as she went about rescuing Feng Chen with great kindness, picking up those extremely dangerous guys one by one and bringing them back to her business empire, such as——
The red-haired former killer who only wants to wash his hands of himself and write novels;
The black-haired, bandaged young man who shouts every day that he wants to get into the water, who is full of lies and is as smart as a monster;
A top law student from the University of Tokyo who lost his ideals in the corrupt judicial system;
A boy with a round head hiding in a dark alley retching;
…
Seeing that there are more and more guys vying for favor, the pretty boy's track is becoming seriously involved, and the canary who has been keeping to herself finally shows her fangs.
Want to grab a job?
He doesn't care, where the money is, there's love! He can only earn her money in this life!
-
Start from scratch and conquer the business world. After making enough wealth, Rin decided to reward herself.
After all, high-quality physical relief → excellent mental state → make more money → create more jobs → benefit the whole society. The theory is established and practice begins!
She picked a man who had lost everything in the casino.
I don't care about anything else, I just want him to be in great shape, live a good life and talk a lot, get paid to do things, and have no worries. He is simply a God-given dream bird.
Until Zenyuan used his "superpower" to cause trouble in the Kanzaki Group, and she used her "money power" to fight back——
Putting on the temporary magic glasses she got, she looked at the man next to her with zero magic power, and her protective DNA moved violently:
Oh my God! In this world where monsters are everywhere, he turns out to be a pitiful little guy who doesn't even have superpowers. I must protect him!
So, love me fiercely...
Note
1. A born leader, a career-minded boss × a top-notch rabid dog tyrant, poor in body shape, poor in physical strength, poor in intelligence (?) And high in competition, a man who loves first and then a woman.
2. The female protagonist takes care of her kidneys but not her heart in the early stage, while the male protagonist takes care of himself in the early stage and is both clean and tidy.
3. The timeline is messed up and a bunch of things are set up privately. The heroine is Hui's mother, Queen Butterfly, and will give birth to Xiao Hui in the later stages.
4. The setting of this article is that the Yu San family secretly engages in magic, but on the surface they are three large consortiums, and there is a trace of family-level business war plot.
5. The author is a Jagged J, and daily updates are started!
6. The main curse chapter contains a small amount of Bungou Stray Dogs plot (8 chapters), which can be understood even if you have not read the original work.
Intention: Become a family!
Reader comments
Dear, the 24th of the new year has passed. Jinjiang has not seen your new posts for almost two years qwq
In the end, the description of Satoru's transformation from a cat back to a human is so graphic. The teacher is a genius.
The ending is so rushed
Oops, it's a cute cat ball. It's so cute! In short, kittens should be prepared to be persecuted by the gravity system x
I really like this novel. I think I have read it three or four times. The author is great! Come on!
The plot and writing are very exciting, but the logic is a bit weak, and the emotional scenes are average (I skipped them all). It's easy to read if you like the plot but don't like Xiaobai's sweet love story. Some of the supporting characters are pretty good, such as several captains of Wanzhou.
Let me talk about the areas that I think are relatively weak:
1. It is not a strict suspense reasoning article. Except for the unit against the mutant tree and Mr. Mu, which is of great significance, the other units are relatively weak. It feels like the protagonist group is allowed to figure out the story of the villain Lu Sheng by themselves. So the question is, the villain's North Shore organization is already so powerful and rich, and has many ideas, why not make it public through various methods? Just to play hide and seek with the male protagonist? Under the premise that Rikuo is not a villain in the strict sense, this setting seems very weak.
2. I think it is a group portrait novel in a certain sense, but few characters left a particularly deep impression on me (including the male and female protagonists). The ones that impressed me most were Professor Lin and the DDL Warriors, who only showed a few faces. One sacrificed his life to get answers from the mutant tree, and the other used the mutant white goose to protect the community.
3. Regarding the villain - the existence of Cube, the cooperation between the villain and the Nine Groups in the misty forest, and some more humane descriptions of the villain, I feel that the author wants to whitewash the villain to a certain extent, but no matter what, the villain members have the lives of innocent people on their hands. , It can be seen from Jiao Jiao killing a few clean Fog City Special Agents in the amusement park. If they have only killed people who deserved their crimes (such as Professor Su and his wife), then I can accept that this is just a gray area, but killing innocent investigators is completely black. How can everyone still die a deserved death? In particular, the social background of the novel is not the world, but a wasteland future with social laws.
4. Ji Xiaoqiu: This lady really didn't do anything to avenge her brother from the beginning to the end. The murderer's superpower was disabled by the male protagonist, and it was the protagonist team's contribution to bring the murderer and his gang to justice. She seemed to be playing cool to create trouble for the protagonist team from beginning to end. I don't understand why such a character is still standing up.
5. What is the significance of the fight in the amusement park in the last volume? A simple summary is: the male protagonist creates a place to force the protagonist group and the villain to have a big fight, and then the villain mobilizes the tiger to leave the mountain to save people. The protagonist group does not catch anyone and does nothing. The problem is, the villain boss Lu Sheng has such a high IQ, why not create the conditions to mobilize the tiger to leave the mountain? The transition from the amusement park to the coast is still a hint from the first volume (Rikuo wants to die on a rainy day), which makes the fights and losses in the amusement park even more pointless.
Boss, I have re-read your article for the second time. Don't say that the writing is not good. Your article is "Rainbow Fart" which is one of the best I have ever seen among fandoms. The emotions are very delicate and gentle, and the writing style is concise and beautiful. It is a very good work, and the plot is not too cliche. I just want to tweet it everywhere, although there are already a lot of people pushing this book on Xiaohongshuhhhh and I just want to ask for updates! I really want to read more of your writing [crying]
Huang Yonglong's dishcloth made me laugh hahahaha
Takahashi came back to work again, right? He's really the king of intuition.
This is the big cat version of Cat Enlightenment, forget it, just suck it [Star Eyes]
Dinner before bed, yummy yummy
♥(｡￫V￩｡)♥
Teacher Gojo changed into a cat [poor][poor][poor]
I want to eat meat. I want to eat meat. (Running around)
Maomao Wu Sai Gao, full sugar white flour steamed buns, such a funny description [Come on]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dead speen and finished watching it, I feel so empty [crying loudly][crying loudly]
"I'm not kidding" is a big bug for the author~
One more thing to look at
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Dear, the 24th of the new year has passed. Jinjiang has not seen your new posts for almost two years qwq
In the end, the description of Satoru's transformation from a cat back to a human is so graphic. The teacher is a genius.
The ending is so rushed
Oops, it's a cute cat ball. It's so cute! In short, kittens should be prepared to be persecuted by the gravity system x
I really like this novel. I think I have read it three or four times. The author is great! Come on!
The plot and writing are very exciting, but the logic is a bit weak, and the emotional scenes are average (I skipped them all). It's easy to read if you like the plot but don't like Xiaobai's sweet love story. Some of the supporting characters are pretty good, such as several captains of Wanzhou. Let me talk about the areas that I think are relatively weak: 1. It is not a strict suspense reasoning article. Except for the unit against the mutant tree and Mr. Mu, which is of great significance, the other units are relatively weak. It feels like the protagonist group is allowed to figure out the story of the villain Lu Sheng by themselves. So the question is, the villain's North Shore organization is already so powerful and rich, and has many ideas, why not make it public through various methods? Just to play hide and seek with the male protagonist? Under the premise that Rikuo is not a villain in the strict sense, this setting seems very weak. 2. I think it is a group portrait novel in a certain sense, but few characters left a particularly deep impression on me (including the male and female protagonists). The ones that impressed me most were Professor Lin and the DDL Warriors, who only showed a few faces. One sacrificed his life to get answers from the mutant tree, and the other used the mutant white goose to protect the community. 3. Regarding the villain - the existence of Cube, the cooperation between the villain and the Nine Groups in the misty forest, and some more humane descriptions of the villain, I feel that the author wants to whitewash the villain to a certain extent, but no matter what, the villain members have the lives of innocent people on their hands. , It can be seen from Jiao Jiao killing a few clean Fog City Special Agents in the amusement park. If they have only killed people who deserved their crimes (such as Professor Su and his wife), then I can accept that this is just a gray area, but killing innocent investigators is completely black. How can everyone still die a deserved death? In particular, the social background of the novel is not the world, but a wasteland future with social laws. 4. Ji Xiaoqiu: This lady really didn't do anything to avenge her brother from the beginning to the end. The murderer's superpower was disabled by the male protagonist, and it was the protagonist team's contribution to bring the murderer and his gang to justice. She seemed to be playing cool to create trouble for the protagonist team from beginning to end. I don't understand why such a character is still standing up. 5. What is the significance of the fight in the amusement park in the last volume? A simple summary is: the male protagonist creates a place to force the protagonist group and the villain to have a big fight, and then the villain mobilizes the tiger to leave the mountain to save people. The protagonist group does not catch anyone and does nothing. The problem is, the villain boss Lu Sheng has such a high IQ, why not create the conditions to mobilize the tiger to leave the mountain? The transition from the amusement park to the coast is still a hint from the first volume (Rikuo wants to die on a rainy day), which makes the fights and losses in the amusement park even more pointless.
Boss, I have re-read your article for the second time. Don't say that the writing is not good. Your article is "Rainbow Fart" which is one of the best I have ever seen among fandoms. The emotions are very delicate and gentle, and the writing style is concise and beautiful. It is a very good work, and the plot is not too cliche. I just want to tweet it everywhere, although there are already a lot of people pushing this book on Xiaohongshuhhhh and I just want to ask for updates! I really want to read more of your writing [crying]
Huang Yonglong's dishcloth made me laugh hahahaha
Takahashi came back to work again, right? He's really the king of intuition.
This is the big cat version of Cat Enlightenment, forget it, just suck it [Star Eyes]
Dinner before bed, yummy yummy
♥(｡￫V￩｡)♥
Teacher Gojo changed into a cat [poor][poor][poor]
I want to eat meat. I want to eat meat. (Running around)
Maomao Wu Sai Gao, full sugar white flour steamed buns, such a funny description [Come on]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dead speen and finished watching it, I feel so empty [crying loudly][crying loudly]
"I'm not kidding" is a big bug for the author~ One more thing to look at
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why are you stuck here?