God's attack × Human's attack
(The text is from a third perspective)
I am a god, but my body is an octopus.
So when my colleagues and various humans chose each other, I was left alone.
Also, how could anyone like a god whose true form is an octopus?
What's more, I am the God of Killing.
Until one day, a human broke into my palace and asked me.
"Do you want to raise a human?"
I was ecstatic, but I still subconsciously wanted to refuse: "I am an octopus, I have never raised humans, and humans can only live for a few hundred years..."
Before I finished speaking, the human crawled into my hand, put his hands on his hips and shouted at me: "But I want you to feed me!"
So cute, I was shamefully moved.
So I raised him.
But this is my first time raising humans, so I often go to the God Forum to ask questions.
[Owner: What should we do if humans scream when they touch water? ]
[Owner: What should I do if humans always like to sleep with my body in my arms? ]
[Owner: What should I do if humans always like to play with a luminous screen? ]
[Owner: What should I do if humans always want to be the same size as me and always rub my lips? ]
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Then one day, a human asked me to become the same size as him.
My human gave me a gold hoop that he said was meant to be worn on his finger.
I asked the last question on the forum——
[Owner: I married my human. What should I do if I don't want him to die? ]
Food guide:
1. The evil salted fish human being has the strongest combat power but is very simple to attack
2. The entire chapter of the forum appears in the text (will be marked)
3. Sc 1V1 HE
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Extreme control, please do not enter/apologise for everything/please enclose the area and be cute
xp free work/dog blood capture horse/daily emotional flow
It is forbidden to dismantle or reverse CP if it is clearly stated, and you can hit it at will if CP is not clearly stated.
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(Mainly sorry, this book is too unrestrained)
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Intention: Study hard
