Song Yunke just drew a wrong talisman and was instantly transported from a simple and elegant bamboo hut to a war-torn wasteland world.
The sky is falling. She is a native of the cultivation world. She has never seen such a scene.
She just drew a wrong talisman. Is there any need to punish her like this?
Her front legs narrowly escaped death at the hands of the mecha, but her back legs fell into the dragon's cave. A seriously injured beautiful little dragon recognized her as a "dragon hunter" and insisted on throwing her to death with its golden tail.
Song Yunke controlled the talisman to survive and prayed to God: When will Mercury retrograde end?
Then Xiaolong vomited blood and fell to the ground
It turns out that making a wish really works
After the dragon was revived by her, something started to go wrong.
The dragon hid behind the bunker and peeked at her, but he ignored his horns. A pair of dazzling dragon horns revealed his target.
It is not difficult to see that Xiaolong wanted to express his gratitude but was desperate to lose face.
Song Yunke handed him up the steps: Xiaolong, Xiaolong, if you really want to thank me, just let me touch your dragon horns, right?
Xiaolong doesn't speak
Song Yunke handed the steps again: Xiaolong, Xiaolong, if you don't touch the dragon's horns, then accompany me to build a safe house.
Xiaolong agreed
On the third day after the safe house was established, Song Yunke took action on Xiaolong's horns and dressed him up as a cute pet for live streaming to attract traffic.
There is actually someone who is as good at this as she is!
Song Yunke, an old man in the world of cultivation, had his eyes opened since then. He worked hard to dress up Xiaolong, built the safe house bigger and bigger, and took advantage of the situation to open a commercial street.
The days get better and better
But Xiaolong's character becomes increasingly uncertain
I don't resist her touching the dragon's horns, but I don't want her to touch them in private. She must touch them when there are many people.
Huh? What kind of weird habit is this?
Until one day, when the war subsided, an envoy from the Dragon Clan came to visit and presented a marriage certificate to Song Yunke!
Song Yunke was shocked, marriage certificate? !
The messenger's face was calm: Yes, if you touched the dragon's horn, you have to give us the title of chief judge.
Song Yunke was shocked for the second time. The chief judge? !
Who is the presiding judge?
Her little dragon hooked her ankle with its tail, and its flexible tail wrapped around her like a poisonous snake.
Xiaolong's handsome face showed a determined smile: Have you forgotten what I said when we first met?
He said: Above the dragon's horns, apart from the dead, there are only spouses
Purpose: Touch the dragon horn to save the world