My Servant Is Illiterate

The new article "The Prince Invites the General to the Bed" is now available for pre-order~ The copy is at the bottom Copywriting of this article: 1. The crying little guy in Nanshu's dream appeared in real life. The little guy's biggest hobby is to find some excuses to make you coax him. I didn't comb my hair when I got up in the morning. When His Majesty asked, his tone was not so soft. He was unhappy and wanted to be coaxed. I worshiped a master and was treated badly by him. I didn't dare to get angry with him. When I came back, I cried to Nan Shu and wanted to be comforted. Nan Shu didn't know his birthday. Although it's not Nan Shu's fault, he still had to coax him~ When I was eating, there were mushrooms in the rice. I looked at His Majesty pitifully and coquettishly asked His Majesty to pick it out. His temper comes and goes quickly. He always says he wants you to coax him, and he can't be coaxed even by kissing or hugging him. In fact, all he needs to do is raise one high, and if one doesn't work, just raise two. After finishing the work, I would lie in bed at night and apologize to His Majesty with a little regret, asking him over and over again, do you still love me? Will you stop loving me? Are you angry? Why not angry? Do you still love me? Nan Shu said with a smile: "I don't want the stars or the moon. Why should I be angry if I hug you and say a few nice words?" 2. Zuo Rang is a young master who has nothing to do with himself at home, but his parents are busy with work and they have not been close to each other since he was a child. He always envied those classmates whose parents picked them up after school, as well as the little bastards in novels who could be unconditionally pampered by their parents, and even had someone to coax them out of meals. After his relatives passed away, he sat on the mountain of gold and silver and read pet novels, eager to find someone who could coax him. One day when he woke up, he was sent to a different world. The system told him that there was someone there who loved him very much. At the beginning, I just tried it out carefully, crying to see if the other person would be annoyed. Once I found that it affected the other person, I would stop it appropriately. As time went by, he discovered that the other person's tolerance had almost no bottom line, so he boldly found various reasons to act out, and became a little douchebag as he wished. While feeling guilty, he couldn't help but find reasons to let His Majesty coax him. His Majesty's voice was so gentle and his embrace was so warm. He would be worried that he would be unhappy, and even worry that he was unhealthy if he didn't eat. He gradually fell into it and couldn't extricate himself. Occasionally, he still felt guilty when he returned to his senses. But His Majesty said: "I just like to play tricks on you, and I just like to coax you." Zuo Rang was so happy that he cried with joy and asked His Majesty to comfort him~ [His Majesty who looks gentle but is actually ruthless × an idiot beauty who has great business ability but has no ability to take care of herself] Demining: 1. Brainless sweet article, no logic 2. Double cleansing 3. Be stupid The copy of "The Prince Invites the General to the Bed": The prince is good at everything, he is outstanding in reading and governing, he is ruthless in his methods without losing his benevolence, he is supported by the courtiers, he is respectful to his brothers and friends, and he has the demeanor of His Majesty in his youth. The only problem is that due to poor health, I always lag behind in my riding and shooting skills. Your Majesty didn't say anything, but he was always worried about it, and took the initiative to ask his father for permission to let the general who had just returned to the army be his master and lead him to practice. Your Majesty agreed, and the general went crazy. Your Majesty, are you in your right mind? The prince is not in good health and you still let him follow me? Is the strange minister dead? Forget it, whatever minister doesn't have some mess on his body, just support him and coax him. For several months, the general with great military exploits went to the Prince's Mansion in person every day to help serve tea and pour water, and remove ashes and collect carbon. In winter, the chair was cold and hard, so the prince sat on the general's lap, reading and approving official documents. The general was very happy, and as long as you don't die of illness in front of me, you can do whatever you want. His Majesty felt very comfortable looking at him. The general of the dynasty had a deep relationship with the prince as master and disciple, and he was willing to serve as a bodyguard for the prince, personally escorting him wherever he went. The prince, who usually had a cold and meticulous face, would hide in the general's arms and wipe his tears from time to time. Your Majesty bumped into him several times by chance, and he thought it was very good. In the future, when the prince succeeds to the throne, he will be assisted by a general, and he will be able to stabilize the country. Everything was going in the right direction until His Majesty paid a private visit incognito and entered the Prince's Mansion on a whim. He saw the disheveled Prince and the anxious general rolling down the bed. His Majesty:! Prince:! General:! [The general who is domineering on the outside but a bit silly on the inside × His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who is decisive in killing outside but grunting on the inside] Concept: The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge