A Few Things About Me Shocking the School with a Leave Request Note

I, Lin Zhi, am seventeen years old, an ordinary high school sophomore who was objectified, tied up, and severely framed. I recently discovered that my campus life is a bit strange... Strange things happen frequently around me, and each character is more outrageous than the last. It seems that the wrong module has been loaded in Earth Online - probably because I am experiencing the unlimited streaming copy of the campus. So: the experience is lousy, zero stars, I suggest you go back and remake it. It all started when my deskmate Peng Xinyue and I escaped from studying at night... We were eating cake, but unexpectedly we were caught by Lao Liu. She was "handled" on the spot by the dean of teachers, Lao Liu, and the process was as standardized as serving food in the cafeteria - catch her and eat her. It's just that the content is a bit too "hardcore". As an eyewitness user, I received the system's [Cognitive Buffer] gift package—in layman's terms, this memory was forcibly formatted for me. But my stomach disagreed, and it issued a stern protest with continuous cramping: You have witnessed something you shouldn't have seen! But the matter was not over yet. As soon as I returned to the classroom, I found that the chair at my desk seemed to have turned on the 3D printing mode and began to automatically generate character models. Yes, it literally means freshly baked from bottom to top. Good. The scene was so horrifying that all my forcibly deleted memories came back in shock in just one second. For the sake of my mental health, I decided to go home urgently for safety reasons, and submitted the "Application Form for Leaving School under Special Circumstances for Students" and racked my brains in the reason column: "Grandma's 80th birthday" - rejected and suggested self-care. (How should I take care of myself? Let grandma celebrate her birthday?) "Acute gastroenteritis" - it is recommended to take care of yourself. (Can you control Helicobacter pylori? You can just cook it.) … The fifth time, I was forced to a dead end and neatly wrote in the reason column: "Go home and commit suicide" And guess what? Got rejected by this fucking school again! Reason: [There is no need to ask for leave, students are advised to make arrangements on their own] Me:? ? ? Conditioning what? Do I have to reopen in school? Now, in my left hand are five rejected leave notes, and in my right hand is a best friend 2.0 That I don't know whether it is a resurrection virus or a Trojan horse virus. Above his head is Old Liu, who can transform into something nameless at any time, and inside his body is his stomach that is constantly twisting and throbbing. Okay, I'm not allowed to go home, so I have to go back to school. Then, I received a "friendly boost" from my best friend in version 2.0 And was sent back to the login interface from the rooftop - literally. When I opened my eyes again, I heard a strange conversation above my head: "Is this NPC jumping off the building a plot point?" "I don't know, it's probably just an opening animation. The CG rendering is pretty good." I was lying on the ground, and a bold line of barrage flashed in my mind: Damn, this is probably bullying. I haven't read the novel and I don't know. So... I'm really an NPC? Is this an unlimited streaming copy? The next second I lost consciousness, I opened my eyes and found myself sitting in the classroom. Looking back at the empty space behind the seat, I said to the players who were watching me grow: "Are you a player?" —— "Lin Zhi's Copy Reorganization Plan" The first step: Survive the BUG before the administrator discovers it. Step 2: Find the server address. Step 3: Send it a "Mandatory Shutdown Notice" that cannot be refused. Intention: The greatness of resistance