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I entered "Bungou O Dog", and the system said that as long as I raised the designated cubs, I would be able to retire, and I would be rewarded with millions of money.
I lowered my head and saw that there was a bird in my hand, covered in bandages and looking at me like I was looking at garbage.
——Five-year-old Dazai Osamu.
Very good, I know this guy well. He will be a famous script writer in Yokohama, a suicide enthusiast, and the youngest cadre of Port Mafia.
System: "Please use love and care to influence him and guide him towards a bright future!"
I clenched my fist: "Don't worry, I'm very sunny!"
So——
When little Dazai tried to enter the water for the first time, I clapped and cheered: "Awesome! Today we learn to hold our breath! Come, your guardian will practice with you!"
I picked him up and jumped into the Tsurumi River
When he secretly hid sleeping pills, I was moved to tears: "You actually know that my brother has insomnia! It's a great filial piety. Come on, this bottle of whiskey is more effective in helping you sleep."
And drank it all in one gulp in front of him, and then started singing "The Popular Idol Declaration" while holding the bottle.
When he wrote "Refreshing, clear and energetic suicide", I framed it with tears in my eyes and hung it in the living room: "This is my first literary work! Although the subject matter is gloomy, the lines are full of philosophical thoughts on life... Try seven-character quatrains next time?"
The ancestral leader of Port Mafia sent people to snatch the future diamonds. I waved the electric shock baton and slammed the people against the wall. I said enthusiastically: "Sir, do you want to know about our "Sunshine Youth Development Plan"? The first rule is to stay away from black-hearted enterprises!"
Mori Ogai tried to reason with a scalpel, and I took out the certificate for outstanding patients of the mental hospital with my backhand: "I am familiar with anatomy! Look at my 'hyperactive affective disorder' and 'sympathic hallucination burst syndrome'. I have more clinical cases than your knife!"
Later——
Sixteen-year-old Dazai Osamu stopped all those who wanted to recruit (kill) his guardians without expression:
"Forgive me, but I am the only one who can cure my guardian's illness."
Reading guide:
I feel like being a father and a mother is too abstract, so let's just be a brother.
The protagonist is abstract.
Ooc warning
Intention: He is going to die, I am going to get sick, and we both have a bright future
