As the saying goes: When you go out, ask for directions, and when you enter the country, ask for the customs.
In our Xianyu Village, there are small demons in the temple and strong winds, and there are many bastards in the shallow pond! As for the rules, if you want to live a complete life in Xianyu Village, you must abide by the following ones!
Salted Fish Village Survival Guide:
Don't mess with Ren Si, he has four knives and his temper will explode.
Don't believe Liu Abacus, you can't catch him if he spends thousands, and he will count the money.
Don't be like Pan Xiaojun, his white hair and love words can't protect his butt.
Certainly! ! !
The most important thing: after picking up the wounded, inspect the goods first! Don't be like me, picking up a public enemy of the martial arts, and he is a BOSS level one!
I, Sumida, am the chief miracle doctor of Xianyu Village. My ideal in life is to lie down peacefully.
But since I picked up the wounded man named "Wen Dao", my daily life has become like this:
Fighting king Jingshi challenges him every day, and then gets killed;
Abacus, the God of Gamblers, saw him as if he had seen a ghost and slipped away faster than the wind;
The grumpy Ren Si... Has become his number one fan and wants to sign autographs? !
And I, a powerless doctor, was forced to show off my unique skills that I had treasured for many years, and started a daily routine of "mutual fighting" with this martial arts master.
He kills, I save.
He started the fire, and I... Added fuel to the fire, and uh... Occasionally watched the fun.
He's showing off, and I'm here to tear him down.
Everyone was afraid of him, but I was the only one who dared to point my nose at him and call him a bastard.
Until his enemy came to the village entrance with a forty-meter sword,
We, a group of "weirds" in the eyes of others, decided for him and each other,
Turn this salty life into a legend in the world!
Let's go!
Intention: The deepest bond in the world is passing fate.
