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The night before the university started, He Daoluo did two things.
First, go to bed with the man in the bar who is completely obsessed with his aesthetics.
Second, he insisted that he was the one above, and then he was charged two boxes.
When I woke up the next morning, the man had a note on the bedside.
"I feel really bad┏(^ω^)=☞"
He Daoluo's ears turned red and he crumpled the note into a ball and threw it into the trash can. Okay, he'd better not let me touch it again in this life! ! !
But, a slap in the face comes quickly.
During the opening ceremony, he sat in the stands on the second floor and watched helplessly as the person who called him brother in his ear last night stood under the spotlight, his eyes passed over ten thousand people and landed on him accurately.
The brother next to him poked him: "This junior looks quite soft."
He Daoluo was so angry that he bit his back molars to pieces.
……
He Daoluo: "Brother, I'm not gay."
When the response came: "It's okay, I'm the turn signal signal."
……
One day, He Daoluo blocked Ying in the corner when the library was closed. The tips of his ears were red but he still pretended not to care: "What does that sentence on your note mean? Please explain it clearly to me."
When she came, she looked down at him and smiled slowly.
"It means..."
"Your body is not as tough as your mouth."
Purpose: Study hard, make progress every day, and prohibit alcoholism