[Cold sapient mortician & tsundere boring gourd general]
Xin Heng, Master of Arts, thesis title is "Research on the Funeral System of the Six Dynasties"
Thesis progress: 0%
Travel progress: 100%
The good news is that by the Six Dynasties, we have enough information.
Bad news, she is a mortician, known as "the obscure one", and is disliked wherever she goes.
The worse news is that she has tied up a system that does not reward golden fingers, only rewards for funeral knowledge, and forces her to become the best mortician in the world.
Xin Heng:... Do I have to write this paper?
In order not to be electrocuted by the system (no), she disguised herself as a man and was admitted to the Qintian Prison. From then on, she started a side job: organizing funerals for the general's lieutenants, setting regulations for old ladies who were born as commoners, and implementing quarantine measures for plague-stricken areas.
While others engage in politics, she engages in funerals.
While others were falling in love, she was still doing funerals.
Xie Anzhi, the current general, was famous for being ruthless. The first time he met Xin Heng, he thought he was unlucky; the second time he met him, he thought he had something good; the third time he met -
"Can you stop talking to me next to the coffin all the time?"
Xin Heng: "No, I work here."
Later he found out that she was a woman and what she wanted.
In the court, he defended her against all impeachments: "I protect her with my military merits."
Xin Heng thought to himself: This guy is good at everything, but he doesn't know how to speak.
Later, someone used sorcery to create a "corpse transformation" and framed her, causing panic throughout the city.
Xin Heng directly opened the coffin to conduct an autopsy and dismantled the mechanism in front of the emperor: "The so-called corpse transformation is just magnets, springs and strings. My lords, reading is really important."
When the new emperor ascended the throne, she was named the best mortician in the world.
Xie Anzhi finally couldn't help but ask her: "Can you think about life-long events?"
Xin Heng: "I'm thinking about it."
"How long do you think about it?"
"Wait until I finish writing this paper."
Serious version: Life and death are equal, etiquette has no dignity.
This article is also called "The Untired Man"
Serial article "The system was hacked after the strategy failed to defeat my cousin". Welcome to collect and appreciate it.
Purpose: Equality between life and death, no dignity or inferiority in etiquette
