Ordinary, I unexpectedly picked up two knife men on an ordinary day, and from then on I started a life of cohabitation (not
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Dear gentlemen, please don't walk on a small road in the middle of the night to get home quickly, otherwise you will trip over the knife lying on the ground like me, and your face will be blurred by the cherry blossoms. From then on, the materialistic worldview will leave me forever...
After coming to Yokohama to investigate human experiments, I discovered:
The helpful Mr. Nakahara next door always glows red when he helps me carry things - they say don't stay up late, it's probably dazzling;
Nagayoshi's colleague Oda-kun always avoids my pranks accurately - damn, it must be because I'm not skilled enough;
The Frenchman Mr. Verlaine who came from afar can even stand directly in the air - such a perfect magic trick, I want to learn it too.
Until one day, I came across a crime scene and witnessed a certain detective solving the case in one second...
"I feel like there's something wrong with this world." I said to my friend named Dazai sadly, "You said there can't really be superpowers in this world, right?"
The friend named Dazai smiled lightly and said: Dear, blindness is a disease.
At a mediocre auction, I took a picture of the cream-blond Fusangshen who had her tongue pulled out and could not speak. After following the clues and overturning the lunatics who were trying to create gods, my family suddenly fell into an unspeakable Shura field——
Me (feeling distressed): Chichi was abused by a scumbag and still can't speak after being taken into his hands. It must be a psychological problem. Everyone should take good care of him.
Book and Quilt: Good Lord
The rescued cream-blond Fu Sangshen was very insecure. He was weak and afraid of sleeping alone. I had to follow him wherever I went, so I had no choice but to cancel the original two-person rotating bodyguard system.
Hiashiri (lying weakly in his master's arms) just looked at the two blades in a daze
Ben and Bei: Provocation! Chi Guoguo's provocation! Lord, look at him, he is not a good cat at all!
In this way, our family lived happily together.
Unfortunately, God was not kind to me. I was involved in a superpower war and was plotted against me. The rampant spiritual power tore open a rift in time and space, causing me, Nagayoshi and Kunihiro to fall into a dark bonmaru.
Good news: This Honmaru's time and space converter can be used, and you can return to the living world immediately
Bad news: Due to the side effects of my spiritual rampage, I turned into a little fool who only knows AbaAba.
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Note:
1. There are copywriting scams. The protagonist is a fake person (?) With a slight emotional disorder who just pretends to be better. Please do not think about the protagonist in the same way as a normal person.
2. In fact, I wanted to write about some male ghosts and female ghosts rushing forward. Unfortunately, the female ghosts are too highly socialized and even the initial swordsmen have become normal. I can only make everyone look forward to the male ghosts who will appear later.
Purpose: Love like humans
