Immortal Species, but Ancient Greece! [Western History]

Opens September 20th. Five hundred grasses will be updated one chapter later, unified v will be updated later. * I am an immortal, but I live in ancient Greece. I didn't realize the seriousness at first, and it wasn't until I lived for decades that I discovered the old man who looked like a stepped clay pot... It's Socrates. No wonder I wanted to beat him up so much. Facing this deadbeat guy, I would just look at him with my clear and stupid eyes: "... What on earth are you talking about?" Socrates nodded thoughtfully, turned to the person next to him and said, "Look, this is the purity of the ignorant." Me:? ? ? * And that muscular man with so many muscles that he could kill several of me with one punch is Plato... I finally know why he is so good at debating, and he also knows a little bit about boxing and kicking... When Socrates was executed, he cried like a man in tears. I handed him a piece of scone, and he grabbed my hand and said, "From now on, I will record every word of the teacher." Then he started writing a book, but I am illiterate, and my role here is to ask doubtfully every day: "Can you explain it more🤨" and to be written into the Symposium as a beautiful boy. Not to mention... Diogenes invited me to live in a barrel with him... * My life is very colorful and surrounded by a group of amazing philosophers. After scattering a handful of beans and trapping Pythagoras, I was satisfied and smiled evilly. I occasionally think about it, for example, was Plato a European or gay? Is Achilles one or zero? Who is the best at creating cave projections? How handsome is Alcibiades? But most of the time, when everyone is so noisy that they can't stand each other, I ask them, are you hungry? * After living for so long, the only thing I have learned is: never ask "why" in front of philosophers. Don't ask me why... And my next stop - the Middle Ages. … Wait, don't burn me to death! I'm really not a witch! Food guide: 1. The timeline serves the plot and is imaginary. There are a lot of magic modifications based on reality. 2. There will be famous characters from Western novels appearing, so we politely refuse guidance on wording changes. 3. The text is in third person, and the protagonist is not very smart! A very happy pig compared to a painful philosopher (x) 4. The protagonist's body is genderless and she identifies as female. She was considered male for a long time in the early stage. (Tongue twister. It can be understood as a woman disguised as a man) 5. The author is not from the philosophy department. Can you point out any mistakes? A bunch of unofficial history and private goods. Don't take it seriously as a serious history of philosophy🤕It's essentially just a light novel that makes everyone laugh. If you can't accept it, please stop your losses and run away quickly! 6. Immortality species must have a bit of a knife. . But overall it should be easy. No cp, no ambiguity, no single arrow. Everyone is a good friend🥰 Purpose: Study philosophy!