Please Don't Come to Your Door
麻烦不要找上门
by Where Is the Unrest (何处不安生)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 48k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Beloved by All
- Coming of Age
- Sentinel & Guide
- Superpowers
Synopsis
Theodore I met a pervert... When the two met each other for the first time, they stared at him for more than 6 hours. "Can we get acquainted?" "Can't." Theodore decisively refused. But if a pervert is really so easy to reject, he wouldn't be called a pervert. What does it mean that this pervert has become his cousin? Theodore was a man with a good family education. Facing that smiling face, he could only act like brother and brother. Although he didn't know what his intention was, he endured it. For the first time, Theodore hated the Federation's surname-only theory so much, but what could be done? The other party now had the same surname as him, and he couldn't be too serious, too harsh, or too distant from him, both emotionally and rationally. Unexpectedly, this younger brother is actually quite obedient... Later, his cousin confessed to him... "I'm your brother!" "There's no blood relationship." "Then we are a family too." "Brother, do you agree with my confession?" "You..." Theodore was going to be pissed. Theodore I met someone else's child when I was a child... The moment he heard the other person's name, Theodore's mind automatically replayed the scene of being involved in life and death trying to catch up with him when he was a child. Good news From now on, other people's children are still other people's children. They are mature, stable, generous and decent, and they feel like spring breeze when getting along with each other. He is really a very good neighbor brother... Bad news What does it mean that the brother next door wants to marry him? "You are old enough and we get along very well. Why can't we get married?" Theodore said nothing. "It doesn't matter, I can wait. You are my designated wife, and we will have a happy family." Theodore Suddenly I can hear what a "ghost" is saying. He was forced to eavesdrop for a long time, mainly because he found out that it was quite troublesome to deal with. As a result, the person became more and more noisy and said useless things, so he could only ask the person to be quiet. "Senior." [Me! Sleep! Have to! I! They! Yes! Same! Generation! ] Well, he couldn't argue with a dead man. … [Why don't you call me senior...] [Well, yes, although I am 20 years older than you, I have been a mental patient for 18 years. In this way, I am only 2 years older than you, but two years older is still older! ] This "ghost" really talks a lot... … [What are your expectations for the future? ] "Senior, have you seen my future again?" [Well, I see too many possibilities in your future. I wonder if you are willing to let me keep watching...] Theodore The only plan for the future is to work hard and then retire. Who will tell him how he got into the problem of choosing one of three... Mainly focusing on stock buying articles, three stocks. Being pursued and attacked, being favored and attacked. The interstellar sentry messages are as private as mountains. Which stock you choose will not have much impact on the main text, but the chapter with him will be regarded as the official ending + a guaranteed 5-chapter extra chapter of being together. The ending with the other two will be placed as an if line in the extra chapter. Whether there will be additional extra chapters to write other emotional lines depends on the author's touch. Some demining: 1. Theodore can wear skirts (Theodore does not admit that it is women's clothing, analogous to the real-life kilt.) Specific reasons: The combat uniforms of each sentry in the White Tower are made according to the form of the spiritual body after the embodiment is released. The purpose is to prevent the state of being naked after the embodiment is lifted. After Theodore's spiritual body materializes, he will grow a snake's tail, and his pants will be ripped by the tail, so his exclusive combat uniform is a long skirt. By the way, most of Theodore's wardrobe consists of very wide-legged trousers, which is also convenient for the spiritual body to extend its tail after it is embodied. If he wears tighter trousers, it proves that he is very safe in the current environment. 2. Frederick's spiritual body is a spider. People who fear spiders should be careful. 3. Double cleansing, both front and back and emotional aspects are clean, but Lan Li was engaged to someone before (only appeared as a background board, I was killed by Lan Li before the timeline of the novel begins) 4. Frederick would use a wheelchair in front of people or in public places. Others thought he was lame and in poor health. Of course, this was not the case. I was very healthy and could resist Theodore's 8,000 push-ups. 5. I will add it later if I think of it... Updated on Saturday, probability updated on Sunday Intention: Positive and uplifting