After being a "sensible" bastard for thirty years, after marrying far away, I discovered that my mother-in-law was a control freak and my husband was a top mommy's boy.
On the day of the divorce, she smiled happier than the groom.
Returning to my hometown, I wrote the weird ex-husband and his family into the script, and the ratings were a hit. Mom's boy wants to get back together? She handed over the contract: "Sign first and authorize me to make a movie, titled "My Great Ex"."
At thirty years old, the divorce certificate is a medal, career is the throne, love? The new director who cried while reading her script was pretty good.
Intention: Turning thirty and cheating on divorce