[Genshin Impact] Zendyk Really Can't Give Birth!

Zandik often wondered with malice, when will they discover their true identity? The moment the skirmishers found out, their faces would definitely look pretty. Traveler... It's better to find out later, otherwise she will definitely blow her head off. Elhaysen, he may have guessed it... But he knows what it means to shut up. Kawei... I hope he never knows. I would rather let him die than never have that day. But the problem he faces now is that Alhaysen, Kawi, Dishiya, Dinazede, Tinari, and Seno walked past him one by one. Nasida said seriously: It seems that you are the only one who can have a child. Zendik: ... Ah... Me? … After his father passed away and his mother moved away, Kawei was depressed for a time. Friends invited him to explore and relax. On the way, Kawei picked up a sleeping child. After waking up the child, he learned that he had no father or mother and was alone, so Kawe planned to adopt him. Elhaysen: Are you sure? He looked troubled. Kawei: Aren't there still you guys? You will help me. Elhaysen: ... Hmm... As time goes by, the cute children in those days grow more and more naughty. They either train their annoying little friends into dogs, or lock the money-swindling dealers in the cellar. Kavi: ... It's lawless... What should I do! Elhaysen: Bring me my ruler. Kavi: Hit it gently! Zendik: Ahhhhh, I'm not here to join you, I'm here to destroy you! Zendik, who ran away from home, jumped into the sea to escape, and was caught by a fishing rod. From then on, he started a happy adventurous life... Ying: Tell me, what bad idea are you planning again? Zandik: I heard that the master of the Fengshe family made an appointment with Diluc to discuss business at Qiusha Sentang. By now, the two of them should have already gone to the soup pool. Ying: ... Hey... Come on, come on, show me your abs! ! ! Lisa: Oh, my junior also sent me the ruler. Skirmisher: Do you want to try being hung upside down at the entrance to the Palace of Wisdom? Nasida: If you move again, I will crush you to death. Pantalone: ​​If you were to do it again, would your goals have changed? Zandik: Of course not. But... Before transcending fate... Let's spend the rest of our lives with Kawei, right? Pantalone: ​​... What about me? Zandik: You? You won't die. If a seed that germinates in a loveless environment is transplanted into a greenhouse overflowing with love, what kind of awkward fruit will it produce? Disclaimer: This article is purely for my own bad taste. The male protagonist is selfish and arrogant. Although he is very smart, he has been beaten and endured hardships along the way. If you want to read a pure and refreshing article, please do not read this article. This article is not the same as Dotore. I think it is OOC. This article involves CP such as roommate groups, so don't enter if you don't like it. Intention: Optimistic and positive, smile at life