The Villain Just Wants to Get Pounded (Quick Transmigration)

After Ming Qi became a mid-level maintainer at the Quick Transmigration Bureau, he applied for a second-male-lead slot. Slots were limited, so Ming Qi was forced to play the villain. The System instructed him: “You need to get close to the male lead, then insult and mock him, betraying him and trampling on his sincere feelings by any means necessary.” Ming Qi curled his lips and said, “Sure,” while doing the exact opposite. [World: The ruthless adopted son in a Republican-era novel] On Sheng Mingqi’s birthday, his adoptive father bought an entire page in the Splendid Gazette to announce their father-and-son relationship and celebrate the occasion. Their rare display of fatherly affection and filial piety became a heartwarming tale throughout Jincheng. Ming Qi followed the plot as usual, carrying out every betrayal of his adoptive father. He expected to be tortured, flayed, and ground to dust. Instead, his adoptive father indulged him. Ming Qi caused even more trouble and raised the stakes, but his adoptive father continued to accept everything unconditionally. The System panicked. What should it do? The plot wasn’t moving forward! Ming Qi narrowed his eyes and smiled reassuringly at the System. “Easy. Watch me.” Sheng Mingqi said, “Father, I’m getting engaged.” The System: ? His adoptive father’s face darkened. “When?” Jincheng was in an uproar the next day. Not only had Sheng Mingqi failed to get his adoptive father’s blessing, but the court ruling dissolving their adoptive father-son relationship had made the front page of the Splendid Gazette. Sheng Mingqi lost his greatest backer, was dumped by his fiance, and then got locked up by the male lead. The System: Damn, so this works… right? In the dim room, the male lead lifted Ming Qi’s chin and pressed a lingering, adoring kiss to his lips… The System: Huh? No, this isn’t allowed!!! [World: The uncle who swindles his nephew out of his inheritance] #Fake-sweet, scheming bottom × ghostly top who’s totally into that# When his wealthy older brother died, Yan Mingqi impersonated him to claim the inheritance and took in his brother’s gloomy, blind son as well. Yan Mingqi played the part of a father, caring for his nephew devotedly as the two grew closer. When the time was right, Ming Qi successfully swindled his nephew out of the enormous inheritance that should have been his, then faked his death and disappeared. Later, aboard a cruise ship on the high seas, Ming Qi lounged in the sun. The System asked, “This isn’t right. How could you really succeed in swindling him? Where’s your comeuppance?” Ming Qi didn’t answer. That night, he spent lavishly, cut a dashing figure, and flirted with countless men and women… When night fell and all was quiet, Ming Qi returned to his room in disheveled clothes, only to find a figure on the bed. Ming Qi tried to escape, but the male lead wrapped an arm around his slim waist and pinned him to the bed. Breathing hotly against his ear, he asked in a low voice: “Did you think my bad eyesight would hold you back?” “It’s fine. My eyes have been healed for ages.” “I could see your face by the sixteenth day after you came home.” “You’re beautiful.” The male lead went wild. Ming Qi’s clothes were in such disarray they barely stayed on him. Ming Qi: Eek, so my comeuppance did arrive after all. The System: …Please do not disturb. Thanks. [World: The gay man who disguises himself as a woman] A love cheat of a bottom × a top who has nothing but his feelings [World: The producer who moonlights as an anti-fan] An anti-fan bottom × a genius singer who came out of nowhere … From then on, the System, Ming Qi, and the male lead fell into a familiar routine: Ming Qi: X﹏X, it’s so huge, I can’t look 🙈… The male lead: Keep your eyes open and look at me. Don’t hide. The System: Could you not make me watch this? 🆘… Ming Qi: I have to do the mission, I can’t break character, and I have to get with the male lead too. All he wants is to get railed by the male lead. What’s wrong with that? Reader advisory: The blurb does not include every world, and the order is subject to change. Expect melodrama and Mary Sue elements. The characters in each world only get together as adults, and the leads are not related by blood or law. In the inheritance world, the top is not the bottom’s older brother’s biological son. Before the bottom fakes his death, both leads know each other’s true identities, and the top has already cut ties with the bottom’s older brother. One-on-one pairing; the top is the same person from beginning to end. The bottom disguises himself as a woman in one arc. Theme: Love brings souls together again