On How a Croissant Can Save the World (Failure)

"About the fact that I just wanted to be quiet and transparent, but someone insisted on handing me an umbrella and a croissant and leaned on my shoulder." Also known as "The price of high school work with only four hours of sleep a day and the sudden heartbeat" or "My parents' teacups are separated by a whole coffee table and there are only twenty centimeters between him and me. But that's not the point. The point is that the physics questions are really difficult." This article tells the story of a tired man named Xu Yi, who has been in a state of "soft bones, heavy eyelids, poor grades, and a transparent life" all year round. His motto in life is: Leave me alone and let me grow moldy. However, God did not fulfill his wishes. Classmate Zhou Zhi, who was first in grade, a walking scratch paper artist, and always neatly dressed in school uniform, suddenly appeared on a rainy day and forced his umbrella to him. From then on, the long harassment of "I just want to be good to you but you can't stop me" started. In the following days, classmate Zhou Zhi performed the following confusing behaviors: 1. Give him a seat in the canteen every day (as if the canteen is owned by his family) 2. Pretend to "bought one more" croissant (do you buy one croissant and get one free every day?) 3. During physical education class, I leaned my head on his shoulder and said "your shoulders are so hard" (then don't lean on him???) 4. And, one afternoon, I put my hand on the back of his hand (ten seconds, but he remembered it for a lifetime) And our classmate Xu Yi was in a downtime state throughout the whole process of "What is he doing?" "Why is he doing this?" "I should run but I can't." His inner OS is probably: I am a very tired and transparent person. I just want to finish my physics problems and then go to bed. Don't come over... Okay, you can come over... But don't get so close... Forget it, you can come closer... I will lend you my shoulder... But I won't admit it. Oh yes, and his parents. Two Cold War champions who are committed to "whoever goes home first will lose", the atmosphere at home is so cold that it can be used as a refrigerator. There are always two cups placed on the coffee table eight feet apart. One has tea leaves that have turned into the color of soy sauce, and a lipstick mark is still left on the rim of the cup. Classmate Xu Yi was caught in the middle, and probably just wanted to say: It doesn't matter if you make a noise or not, can you cook the dumplings in the refrigerator first? In short, this is a story about "some people want to get close, some don't dare to get close, some secretly remember all the details but don't say anything, and some are obviously tired but still willing to be the one who reaches out first." Warm reminder: Physics questions are difficult, and so is life, but croissants are sweet when eaten hot. (Ending warning: The author is quite ruthless, so it is recommended to prepare tissues in advance.) Concept: Some people don't want to live anymore, but they are forced to let go of everything.