Su Nianbai used to be the most desperate person in the workplace.
After working for the company for a month, I suddenly suffered a cardiac arrest at the IPO road show. I was hospitalized in the ICU for three days and was on the verge of life and death several times.
The doctor gave the ultimate diagnosis, the world's first strange disease - [Death at Work Syndrome]: chest tightness and suffocation as soon as you work, your heart rate goes up when you see your boss, and your organs fail when you hear KPIs. As long as you step into the workplace, you will be dead.
The company was completely panicked.
The boss was crying with red eyes, the directors were taking turns bowing their heads in submission, and rival companies were waiting to see them collapse. If she were fired, she would be compensated until she went bankrupt, but if she was retained, she would be afraid that something might happen to her at the company at any time.
After an overnight meeting, the whole company tearfully signed an agreement: the position would be retained permanently, the annual salary would be paid in full, the year-end bonus would be fully paid, and all benefits would be penny-plus.
The only requirement: never set foot in the company, don't touch any work, and completely disappear from the workplace.
Su Nianbai looked at the agreement in his hand and was speechless for a moment.
Okay, if that's the case, then she's really rude.
First, sleep for three days and three nights to make up for the sleep you have saved for several years. Clear all work software with one click and block all workplace contacts;
Then dig out the life list that has been dusty for many years, and fulfill the crazy things one by one that you want to do but dare not do when you are at work;
Finally, completely restart your life, build your own life kingdom, and stay away from involution and internal friction.
Others were talking about her, saying that she was a worm eating at the company, and that she was wasting her life by not doing her job properly;
Capital is eyeing it and wants to tear up the agreement and force her to return to the workplace and break this special exception that breaks the rules;
Public opinion was polarized, accusing her of being too lucky and standing up to talk without pain in her back.
Su Nianbai only thought it was ridiculous.
Everyone goes to work to live well, but if she goes to work again, she will really die.
She wanted to see with her own eyes - how crazy can people be if they don't go to work?
Reading tips:
No CP, no emotional lines, all staff are tools, and the whole process is focused on the heroine's crazy life, happiness, and growth.
Absurd and light-hearted, with anti-involution and healing tendencies, it is specially designed for out-of-breath migrant workers at the work station.
The heroine's growth line is full: forced to lie down → fight against capital public opinion → rebuild self-worth → lead the breakthrough
Purpose: Find the meaning of self and life in the fast-paced era.