I once thought about how I would die, suicide, homicide, death from illness, death from old age... I had thousands of thoughts, but I never thought it would be like this - really, I was struck by a thunder!
"In order to make up for my mistakes, I decided to give you an immortal body and a few hundred years of mana. If you are willing, I can give you another immortal book..."
Such a good thing... Ouch! A big pie fell from the sky and smashed me to death, tsk tsk... "Deal!"