
Be Good, Let Me Suck It
乖,让我吸一下
by Long Pen (秉笔长长)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 296k Words
- Chapters
- 79
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Jie Yin is a popular author of horror and suspense online novels. When he was a newcomer, he dominated the major lists with a modern suspense and pure love novel and became an instant success. But the price that comes immediately is that the talent is exhausted. It is said that the fate of an author will be more or less similar to that of the characters he writes about, and Jie Yin was no exception. In the third month when his inspiration was exhausted, he discovered that he had encountered something unclean... At first, there were always footsteps behind him, and he was inseparable; then he was sleeping, tossing and turning, always feeling like something was pressing on him; and finally, even the pots, pans, flowers, plants, fish and insects in his house began to talk to him. Each and every one of them is shocking... Jie Yin is timid and suffers from cataplexy. She lives on tenterhooks every day and faints when she is frightened. After waking up from coma, and then fainting again, the ups and downs are comparable to sit-ups. At the same time, when he is frightened, his inspiration will rush out again, and he can write tens of thousands of words with a wave of his hand. Jie Yin: It is said that authors need to invite gods to write articles. Why do I seem to have hired the wrong person... This time, he was chased by something again. This thing moved faster than him. Even if he ran with all his strength, he couldn't escape from his grasp. He was exhausted from running away, but the moment he turned around, this thing came close to his face. As expected, he was about to faint again. Jie Yin is about to cry but has no tears. Occasionally dizzy is okay, but being frightened dozens of times a day and having to work hard to finish the manuscript during the day, who can bear this? This time he really couldn't stand it anymore... The moment the dirty thing grabbed his ankle, he held on to his strength, and the curses in his heart burst out! But... But he couldn't help but record it as inspiration. Jie Yin: No way, after all, we have to rely on this to make a living. The royalties are important TT When he opened his eyes again, he was lying on the bed, covered with a thin quilt. Jie Yin was in a daze. What was going on? Was the battle royale just now an illusion? Before he could figure out the situation, he turned around and saw a tall and handsome man holding his head with one hand and smiling at him: "My name is Gu Ming. Nice to meet you." Jie Yin: omg, you scared me—— He fainted again. It's not a problem to be scared all the time. After waking up this time, I learned from the pain and decided to find a solution. He glanced at the strange man next to him again, and asked tremblingly: "How can you let me go?" "You have Qi, I need it." Gu Ming's eyes flashed red: "How about you breathe in for me and I'll protect you?" Jie Yin was moved. Think of it as having an extra bodyguard, and it can also help him accumulate inspiration... It should be a good thing, right? It's a ghost! Gu Ming: It's not a ghost, I'm a puppy. Jie Yin: What kind of dog are you! Gu Ming: Your puppy. [Thick-skinned on the outside but thoughtful on the inside explaining Yin Nao's lack of love for a loyal dog 1] [Real Dog Ghost King X Novel Writer] ps: Jie Yin has cataplexy, which means that when he grows up, he will faint temporarily when he is severely frightened. However, he will not be able to do so under certain conditions and environments. Double clean! The body and mind in the past and present lives only have each other! Enter with caution! It contains sketches of elements such as monsters, ghosts, horrors, blood, etc. Please be cautious if you are timid! ! ! Gu Ming will be resurrected indefinitely. The place where I live is completely fictitious and has no reference, so I don't need to go into details. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. Materialism will win! The novel is purely fictional and should not be taken seriously! Just have fun, don't take it seriously. —————— Advance payment for the next book: Pay attention to lightning protection: the main father is transformed into cuntboy As an actor, what Xu Yingchi needs most is to have a good sleep after his busy work, but he has a problem, that is, he must listen to the singer to cure his insomnia. The first time Xu Yingchi heard him singing, she slept for an unprecedented eight hours. From then on, the voice Xu Yingchi heard the most was the voice of the music producer. Gradually, the singer who was so mysterious that even his connections could not be traced became the idol of a big star. One time Xu Yingchi went to the company, he bumped into his boss Yan. The man was wearing a suit and listening to the phone without even looking at him. This was the first time for Xu Yingchi, who was well-known to the whole country, to feel ignored. However, he would not ask everyone to like him. When he shrugged and left, he heard his master father Yan yelling angrily. The sound pinned him to the spot. Xu Yingchi hesitated when he received a text message from his assistant that the prince saw his huge poster while walking on the street and asked someone to contact him for a night. What he despises the most is the unspoken rules, and no one can afford to infiltrate him, but this prince is different. His voice is exactly like his idol's. He thought over and over again but went to the appointment. That night there was thunder and lightning, and the prince's voice was close to his ear. Xu Yingchi decided that Zhu Fuyan was the good medicine for him. After a one-night stand, Xu Yingchi signed the marriage treaty almost impatiently in the face of pressure from his family to get married. If the happiest thing in the world is to succeed in chasing stars, Xu Yingchi feels that he is the happiest person in the world. But after getting married, he discovered that he was wrong. His idol was too different from what he imagined, and as always, he didn't take him into consideration. A marriage contract was like a shackle that bound Master Fuyan. He couldn't wait to get rid of him so that he could pursue his own freedom. Xu Yingchi had a silly smile in his eyes when facing her husband, who did everything to him just to leave her, "Baby, I will hold you tightly in my hands, don't even think about leaving me." "I want a divorce!" "You can't divorce before giving birth to a baby." "I can't give birth to a child!" "Try again, I can work harder, be good." "Get out!!!" Succubus slut attacked by X yandere loyal dog "After Marrying a Brainless Fan" Concept: A dog's mission



